In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Be Adequite:
I know what killed her!
Fame, cocaine, booze, Best, and let’s
Not forget Dina.
It seems appropriate for Be Adequite to win with Lindsay Lohan as subject matter.
New one after the jump.
Let's see 17 syllables about this video of Jason Davis, who takes to calling Perez Hilton a "desperate homosexual" when asked how he felt about the celebrity blogger notorious for making hypocritical fat jokes about the oil heir. When composing your poem, keep in mind that this video was taken last evening when Davis was out celebrating our nation. Beautiful.
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Perez's response:
White dots under Jason's nose.
Oh snap! How witty.
OMG I won something! Thanks Lohan, and Al Gore too!
Congrats, Be A!
What are you wearing!?
That's a pathetic attempt
at Red, White & Blue!
Even a bloated,
Embroidered-shirt, wearing c(l)ock
Is right twice a day
OMG HAHA I love fitmt's! I vote fitmt! hahahaha!! :)
i vote fitmt as well. that is hilarious!!
@BeA - wicked funny reference to her crazyness LOL
"Witty repartee"
of two psuedo celebrities
or high school bitch fight
Are you still sober?
Desparate is as desparate does.
I don't give THREE shits.