In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is evil twin:
A zig-a zig zig
Be careful, girls, or two legs
Might well become one.
This particular haiku won because it's difficult to craft a witty mutilation joke, though there was a close second that might have won had it had the proper formatting. Maybe next time, cruella_deville.
New one after the jump.
Today, use the throbbing musculature of Sarah Jessica Parker as inspiration to coax 17 syllables of beauty from your pen. There's nothing wrong with a strong woman, and there's especially nothing wrong with a strong woman who looks like she could bend a chauvinistic arm behind a frail, vegetarian writer's back if he were to say there was something wrong with her. Thus, I'll leave it up to you to say something. Good luck!
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What the H are those horizontal lines on her arms? Shadows? Tan lines? Is she mid-morph, hulk style?
I'll be dang, that was almost a haiku by accident.
yay evil
I..I don't know what to say, thanks Cord! I really thought that one wasn't very good.
I'll have to try for a back to back win now.
Who'd you have to kill Evil to come up with that one? Holy steroids Batman. She looks crazy here.
such huge biceps…how?
mayhaps the burden of a
scent no one covets?
Who put Madge's arms
Onto SJP's body?
Photoshop gone wrong.
Inspector Gadget?
No she likes brute force instead
she wears the family pants
oops that was wrong
Inspector Gadget?
no she likes brute force she's the
one who wears the pants
What do we have here?
Yet another new sheriff?
When does she turn green?
hahaha evil twin…
'Fam. Guy' said it best:
Sarah Jessica Parker's
Face looks like a foot.
Conan the clothes horse,
did she bulk up for Bueller,
or for Mister Big?
It's no time for jokes -
Stop searching IMDb!
DUCK! Here come tables!!
It takes lots of strength
Fighting catty Kim Cattrall
and those beard rumors
Love that one, Marie.
Beneath that smile
anger boils.
You won't like me when I'm angry.
Her knees are the least
Of her body malfunctions.
Just say no to roids.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhI had to have it….well done celebratious, well done!