In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Marie:
a plastic woman
doesn’t need real bodyguards
anyway, people
And no, she didn't win just because she whined about it.
New Someone Haiku after the jump. (Kinda not safe for work if you work with big babies who get offended over even paintings of breasts.)
While I realize this nude painting of Bea Arthur is glorious—and Golden—in many distinct and troubling ways, it's ample grandeur can certainly be enhanced (augmented?) with a comforting brassiere of 17 well-planned syllables.
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My boyf still thinks I am insane for my love of GG and Murder She Wrote. What can I say, I love dames! Anyone else have a "Bea Arthur, Be Naked" bumper sticker?
no.
but i want one wicked back now!
"Bea Arthur?… Outstanding."
-Jimmie Wing
Airheads
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109068/
of all the gold gals
i would have expected blance
kudos to you, maude
Ahhh, Dorothy Zbornak.
Thank you for being a friend,
AND baring it all.
Who decided that
eighty is the new twenty?
Rue the day, dont'cha?
Golden Girls
with Golden Globes
Postmenopausal whips and chains
Rowr!
Eebsy, for the love of god take the "Ahhh" off and re-submi - Dorothy Zbornak is 5 syllables on its own! I don't want you to be out of the running for syllabic problems.
Before Miami,
Dorothy's indescretions
Hang in Stan's bedroom.
It depends on how you pronounce "Dorothy" and "Zbornak." If you pronounce them with 2 syllables each, Eebsy's on the button.
Not to quibble, but as it involves GGs, I will! Sophia pronounces Dorothy as Dor-a-thee, and since she is D's mom…OK, I am now going to shut it. It's just that I liked Eebsy's and Cord can be a stickler!
Don't worry about Bunnieballs, LisaNo.1. :)
I think it's a regional dialect thing. I pronounce it "DOR-thee," too, so I could see what Eebsy was working with.
Maybe we should ask that Rachel girl? I hear she knows a lot about everything!
Bea's boobs have traveled
Down the road, and back again.
Blanche-still the hot one.
Two using the theme! I am in heaven! I will now throw my log on the fire:
With or without clothes,
Your heart is true you're a pal
and a confidante.
Why do I bother
Playing this game
I will never have
Golden Girls
oh those golden orbs
that begat from sophia
perkier than….mine??
haaaa ha ha everyone is doing so great!! lisaNo1 and evil twin, i am cracking up!! Big ups to lale for the rue mclanahan ref — amazing!
i'm not submitting an entry this week, her breasts look too much like mine. i'm going to go cry now.
SAR, your last comment was the funniest of all. I'm literallylaughing out loud.
Playmate of the month?
A naked Lawrence Welk will
Surely sell some mags.
Golden Girls tarnished.
Perhaps a pearl necklace will
bring back the lustre.
p.s. I don't think the boob hang is too bad, but did the "artist" have to throw in the age spots? Can we get some Porcelana over here, stat?
I'm a newbie, so please forgive my impertinence… but Lale's is OUTSTANDING! Metaphorical, brilliant imagery - I think that should be the winner!
I think we should keep this going and compile. It can be like the Epic of Gilgamesh! Except, you know, with Dorothy.
lale - thanks! :) i think the age spots are their pre-emptive defense in court. as in, "your honor we did NOT copy sar's breasts, as you can clearly see, we added some dots!"
whosemouse, it doesn't take experience at mollygood to spot a good haiku. you just have to be a little off kilter one direction or another.
i'm with lisa on the compilation. we can call it Bea-owulf! maybe we can get angelina in our film.
Sar: are you kidding? Bea's face may be a bit tighter, but I say as long as she is standing -she gets the part! ::chomp chomp:: (Just so you know, I was saying that in an old timey New York accent while comping on a short, fat cigar.)
We all knew that the
Husky voice was hiding one
Great pair of ta-tas.
LisaNo.1 - you reminded me of an email i got from an old friend this week - he said, "theres a term used today known as 'manning up'" and all of a sudden i pictured myself in 1920s flapper attire with a long cigarette stem whining "ya don't say! what's the rap on that Mista?!" (like, i haven't heard any slang since 1938 when i retired upstate?)
point being, i think his comment must have run into your comment at some seedy speakeasy.
you're right, bea gets the part. if stuff magazine can rank paula deen as the #2 sexiest food network cook, then we can rank bea arthur as our #1 ingenue!
surgeonsgirl - great use of ta-tas! (better use than i've ever made of them anyway.)
Ha ha ha, Sar, I don't know what it is, but a well placed "see…" makes me giggle uncontrollably. Dave Chapelle, in one of his stand up specials, has a bit about saying "Nyaaa, seee," to his wife to get out of trouble or ignore her when she is nagging. Great stuff!
Man we're funny! :) :)
Silence is good, but
Dorothy nude reveals that
clothing is Golden.
Ha ha. Thanks, whosemouse. I felt a little creepy using the pearl necklace reference, but hey, she's still a hot-blooded woman, right? Ick!
Sweeeeet! Sorry about the whining. :)
Thanks, sar!