In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is polaroid:
oh those golden orbs
that begat from sophia
perkier than….mine??
Well done, polariod. I liked the sense of inadequacy at the end. Very human, man. Where are my fucking bongos?
New one after the jump.
Once again, let's put some minimalist poetry to this human publicity stunt, who yesterday marched with some other Angelinos in defense of PETA. Here's my attempt:
I'd rather be made
into a fur than go near
this mink-less old minx.
Can you do better than that? I think so. Good luck.
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How easy to choose
skin over fur when your hide
is made of leather
Meg's is pretty impressive and I'm bettin' on her running away with this one but I'll give it a shot.
Fur is dead they cry.
Really, Janice… And how is
your career right now?
Anger swells in silicone breasts
FUR IS DEAD!
screamed through collagen lips
Can someone work in trout pout and cougar somewhere
Awwww man! Meg's is killer. Or is it Mayjah? Either way, yayyyy!
Unintelligent,
Janice didn't quite get it -
and burned her merkin.
Fleeting convictions.
She would still ride Vick's moustache.
Publicity whore.
The sad old cougar
Sold her pelt, when she was young
For a new trout pout.
Lisa thanks :-) haikus are not my strong point
You'd rather be nude
Than eat candy. Show me nude
Ugly guy in back.
Great entry HeyMeg, and awesome Epic Haiku, Lisa!
Sar yours is pretty good too!!!
Sar, way to really deconstruct the pic! Bravo/a!
Thanks! I like 'em chunky n naked. LOL
she is disgusting.
i would rather not touch this
with a 10 foot pole.
The Question:
She refers
To her
Vagina
Or her
Pets?
You'd rather be nude?
When your face looks like a cat,
isn't fur fitting?
Naked, rather than…
Fur? Does that mean you're shaven…
Rather than native?
I'd rather wear fur…
than look at Janice's foul,
necrotic tissue.
No moral problem
With collagen, made out of
Cow proteins? Guess not.