In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Surgeonsgirl:
hippie hangs from tent
awaiting rebirth into
future yuppiedom
That was fantastic, Surgeonsgirl. (I especially liked the acknowledgment that many hippies abandon their beliefs once they stand in the way of major profits.) Though DWF might have edged you out had they pruned their syllables by only two.
New Someone Haiku after the jump.
Today, make poetry of a Chicago court's decision to further postpone R Kelly's child pornography trial, a case that has already been on hold for five years. Jury selection will not proceed September 17 as was scheduled and no future date has been announced, so bureaucracy once again hamstrings justice! I'm sure you can summon 17 syllables of rage for this one. Good luck.
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Thirteen turns sixty..
R. Kelly…feeble, old, gray
Was their "love" so wrong?
Apologies for either a double post or my lack of a post (in which case this comment will be irrelevant and nonsensical and make Cord think worse of hippies than he already does.)
okay… once more then I'm giving up.
The wheels of justice
turn slowly. Underage girls…
lock up your grandkids.
and
He likes the girls young.
If pattern continues next
date is a fetus.
Here goes my very first Someone Haiku attempt :)
Cries of injustice
Silenced by celebrity
Wanna bump n' grind?
Child becomes woman
no longer available
R kelly walks free
Not thwarting the courts,
He's just doing a re-mix,
'till outrage subsides.
Is Chi-town justice
Trapped in the Closet? Oh, shit!
Please unlock the door.
congrats on a great job surgeonsgirl, and very nice, nancygirl.
Trial delayed again
Kelly leaves protective cave
Terrorists have won
TRAPPED OUT OF THE COURTROOM PART 85:
On the steps
Entering the…TBC
trapped out of the courtroom! nice.
i'm inspired!
Back, Back, Forth and Forth
Date's nothin but a number
Believe I can flee
Government green-light
Baby rapists reassigned
Xenu will avenge
LOL, nice Aaliyah shout out Sar!
Lo! The prophet said
R. Kelly's day has come.
Oh wait no, he's rich.
R Kelly free?
"…midget jumps outta the cabinet"
Prison enough…
Have times really changed?
Our morals eroded? Ask
Roman Polanski!
Your body's callin'
to Sex Me (part 1)
but no golden showers, please!
or
Shocking! The man who wrote
I like the crotch on you
has none of his own
or
No jail time for this urophiliac
but in New Zealand
10 years
k…i guess thats all…but shout out to cinekat…Roman Polanski, well done.
The underage girl
Who got the golden shower,
Was she named Justice?
or
Postpone til the girl
Hits eighteen! Then, sign her up
For jury duty.
or
Is that the defence?
It couldn't have been R.! Why?
He has no dick. See?
R.'s Public Annoucement:
As the great Shaggy
Once said,
"It wasn't me."
Damn!!! I forgot how to count on that one. Oh well.
I know nothing about R Kelly so I'll pass on this one.
good job anyhow, dwf, i don't often see the "honorable mention" on these :)