In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is janice:
Live as brothers, or
Perish as fools? Luda says,
“Brotherhood, n*ggas!!”
Yet another tough decision. Well done, janice.
New, slightly NSFW one after the jump.
Good God! Chris Crocker has only been famous for about two weeks and he's already got "n00dz" out! Put a haiku to this boy of a man. If you need some, uh, naked inspiration, click here. Good luck, Chucks.
Editor
WTF??????? Child porn??
Boycotting the Haiku this time.
GROSS.
Um yeah no thanks
I hope to fuck that's not his Gramma's couch.
Ha! That's what I was wondering too. Does granny have any clue what he's been up to?
Wannabe Warhol
Has had his fifteen minutes
Now: Live! Nude! Action!
Sidenote, at first I thought he had cut out a black cardboard piece and taped it to himself. I thought it funny - then I became angry. I was duped!
Boycotting too. Except the following entry, which I lovingly dedicate to Cord.
(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)
(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)
(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)
You've been drive-by assed, Cord.
Hee, hee.
i can't decide where
he's less dignified: bare naked,
or cross-bearing for brit?
(_|_)
solidarity!
OMFG. Usually I'll try to sneak a peak at work, but I'm waiting until I get home for this one. Why? Because I'm afraid I'll pass out. From disgust. WTF?
His sobs for Britney?
NOTHING compared to the tears
his poor mother sheds.
wishiwasabadass and LisaNo.1 those are both superb.
I think sars should win.
Works almost over and I'm about to go home. Can someone shoot me? Maybe I'll get carjacked…
nude whats-his-face
doesn't deserve my poems-
where's a famous wreck?
Dateline Investigates: Child Porn
Did Brit put you up to this?
Malaise increasing…
Nauseous, weariness, unease.
Flu?…Or these pictures?
poor bedbugs. it's the flu, lay back down!
It's really wonderful that when my mom comes in my room she sees me looking at some nude, spread-eagled shithead. Next time could there be a link to the censored picture if they are this obviously obscene?
THE LINK DOESN'T WORK.
But Celebratious should win this shit.
THAT IS FUCKING ART, C!
ohhh thanks for your wishy washy support! :-p
Celebratious, I want you to win. So, you should know - "nude what's-his-face" is only FOUR syllables! Perhaps "naked"? You'll figure it out…. Tha E
In Britney's defense:
Finally, a new pussy
who's grosser than hers.
I'd rather see her
C-section than have to deal
with his sectional.
Headline on your shoulders + Haiku:
Chris "Cocker" Naked Shocker
Britney's Biggest Fan
reveals he's mediocre
at more than acting
It sucks living with
your grandson; nursing home sans
sweets still beats this stead
(just saw a headline on the little protest against the candy bans in nursing homes)
iwishiwasbadass- awesome entry!
there are simply not enough syllables in this genre to express my disgust. The words "hell" and "handbasket" spring to mind, though…
if i were a man
and my dick looked liek that one…
why publicize it?
You win, April.
wishiwasbadass- awesome!
In twenty-one years,
It will be Sean Preston nude,
Making Britney proud!
Oh, Betty Ford, yuck.
Thank God for that "r" -
"Crocker" does not need any
encouragement, geeze!
Good one, eeks. I would have gone with "skeeze." But, po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
Ah, point taken!
Did I mention my link never worked?
God only gives us what we can handle, I guess….
LOL
There once was a boy
named Chris Crocker. Thank God he's
not from Nantucket….
LOL - Work was a beast. Now it's super slow… Wanted: BEER
eeks, you are on FI-YAH.
Evil twin, I love you and every day you crack me up. Did you really think my Sean Preston Naked quip was so far off???? Really?
Urs trooly,
BF
Maybe not so far off, but oh my stars…I just really feel bad for those boys.
Ok, it made me giggle, but just a little bit.
;)