In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is eeks:
Thank God for that “r” -
“Crocker” does not need any
encouragement, geeze!
While that one was well done, had the syllable count been correct, iwishiwasbadass could have been the clear victor.
New one under here.
Today, compose a haiku for the news that terrorist group al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades has invited Rosie O'Donnell to come spend time with them. This from TMZ: "'We welcome Rosie O'Donnell to stay among us and to get to know the truth from being here,' says one Ala Senakreh…" Donald Trump is going to have a field day with this one! "Balaclava" is four syllables and "Tokyo Rosie" is five (but you can't use it now that I have). Good luck.
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What??? Wow. I really liked Celebratious's, but hey, THANKS! :-)
People's government
TMZ scoops Uncle Sam
Cord for President
–
Lured into a trap
Didn't have to use the press
Just a candy trail
It would never work.
Muslims believe pigs are vile.
Hesselbeck instead.
Hell, it may work out.
How many calories does
a good jihad burn?
Learn from "Hanoi Jane"!
It's Rosie the RIVETER,
not the TERRORIST!
How can she go there?
He said they do not have those
Homosexuals.
eh… not my best. I'll work on it and try again tomorrow maybe.
p.s. congratulations eeks
Aw, thanks!
Muslim heaven is
seventy-two virgins, but
Rosies? Cheeseburgers.
the war on terror
has just gotten much bigger
thanks to one huge tank
nice one jimauzy! and I love your first one eeks!
I think I'm gonna I'm not gonna write an entry this time even though I really need the practise.
SO mad i fouled up. that was a good one, dammit!
anywho:
rosie going to
see how other half lives, can
she bring her koosh balls?
Take her, Al-Aqsa.
But be careful. No split-screens,
Or she will kill you.
Maybe now she can
get real bullets for her child's
armed dress-up playdates.
Of all the training
That isn't supposed to be there…
Is there a way I can delete a comment?
Second attempt… a little better but not much
First Jane Fonda, now
Rosie. The VC should have
thought of this back then.
Angry lesbian
meets terrorist anarchists.
Closed minds think alike.
Wonder if they'll make
her wear a burka. Can you
cover up 'stupid'?
lale's got my vote! not that it counts or anything.
Thanks. I can't win anything on Mollygood. It's in my contract.
Who's zoomin' who? Let
them have at it; one tyrant's
better than two, right?
Extra points to lale for the Aretha reference.
thanks eeks! i didn't notice that it was wrong till it was too late :( now to think of a good poem for this….
On the View, Bar-bwa
and Liz H-back would mutter
Rosie O'Terror
Rosie O could be
our greatest terror weapon:
annoy them to death.