In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is lale:
Angry lesbian
meets terrorist anarchists.
Closed minds think alike.
Cheers, lale, despite the complaint.
New one after the jump.
Today, craft a haiku for the new, golden lives of the brothers Spears-Federline! Seen here today with a nanny whom they probably know very little, the boys seem undisturbed and playful. Haiku freedom! Haiku happiness! Haiku nutrition! Good luck.
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S.P. and J.J's Haiku:
Free at last, free at last.
Thank God Almighty,
We're free at last. Amen.
Yourmom's Haiku:
No more White Strips,
Cheetos or soda.
Time to learn 'bout vegetables, ya'll!!
Cord,
I love you.
Best,
Lale
Darling Cord,
I accept your apology, and I accept this award with the graciousness and aplomb that have become an integral part of my signature style.
Best,
Lale
"J. J., I hope this
Mommy doesn't smell funny
And take her clothes off."
Father of the Year
Question: Second time's a charm
with Colin's cast-offs?
Nice work, lale!
FedEx-Too busy working
a real job
to play with your own children?
WTG lale! (I still don't think my voted counted but I'm going to pretend it did!) I'm off to compose a new haiku now.
First it's her panties.
Now it's her kids. Some where an
iconic mouse weeps.
We're movin' on up!
Leeeeeeavin B's side; Time we got
some peas and quiet!
Tots learning to drive
So they can chauffeur Mommy
While she drinks & drugs…
Tom-ba for lale on me! Yay!
New nanny each day
Makes for more stability
than the tragic Mom.
Remember when we
Were certain that KFed was
The bad influence?
Hmm, new Mommy?
Does she have a license?
Safe to drive this kidmobile?
lale,
you used the word aplomb… thats one of my five favorite words, and therefore, I love YOU.
rounding off the list:
- defenestrate
- pulchritude
- bliss
- no :)
anyway- for the haiku! lemme think…
parting them from one
will never change the fact they're
part brit, part k fed
People with nannies
mostly have jobs to go to
what's your excuse, man?
Never google Brit-
Babymama Va-Jay-Jay
to and fro. K, kids?
I think ive made my contribution known. Goodnight everybody!
Holy shit cerebratious! I shouldn't waste my time and yours, but…
don't bother put your
hands on the wheel, your life is
now for tit and fun
Trying to contribute to "Someone Haiku" makes me hate myself
wait,
change that to:
don't bother put your
hands on the wheel; your life is
now for tit and fun
the comma was pissing me off
Where are we going?
Am I in a handbasket?
Who is this woman?
Genetic kismet,
The Brothers Federline…Can
Two wrongs make two rights?
Britney's boys have learned
from their mom to get behind
the wheel license-free
Britney's boys have learned
from their mom to get behind
the wheel license-free
Sorry I posted twice in a row (first as anonymous and then as Miriam). My mistake. Both postings are exactly the same.
Miriam
congrats lale!
yourmom and betty ford, those are both hilarious
I like Mammoth's haiku a lot
i love mammoth's too! wowie wow wow.
Hmmm. This is TOUGH. But I think bedbugsandballyhoo nailed it. Priceless!
Awww, thanks guys. But I think bedbugsandballyhoo takes the cake.