In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Miriam:
Baby Nolte’s lost
“Come out, come out wherever
you are”…(found in hair)
Well done. This was a good, but unfortunately disqualified poem.
New one after the jump.
Today, take your poetry rake and have at the fertile ground that is St Elmo's Fire star Mare Winningham's "Jewgrass" album.
The 48-year-old former shiksa was raised Catholic, and converted to Judaism five years ago. L'chaim! Earlier this year, Mare released an album of country/bluegrass/Jewish/folk songs entitled "Refuge Rock Sublime," which includes the tracks, "What Would David Do," "A Convert Jig" and the Israeli National Anthem,"Hatikva."
Sure, she's not really famous or even recognizable, but what pun you could have with this story. Good luck.
Editor
Holy Shit! That HAIR!
Shut up, eeks. That's my dream 'do.
You want puns??
Winningham? Not so.
If I know my Judaism,
She's now losing ham.
*groooooooans*
janice!!! awesome!!
That "anonymous" post was me. You know, just in case it wins a commie for most amazing post of the week.
bad hair, new jewish album
ann coulter says
you are not perfect jew
That's too funny Janice!! :-)
ilnazhad… that's not a "do" that's a "don't"
Damn, she still has that
big white shirt with shoulder pads!
What would Jesus Do?
Thanks guys :D
And I think that hair is only a "do" if you're trying to smuggle a baker's dozen of cinnamon buns.
It can't be as bad
As the St. Elmo's Fire
Theme: "Man In Motion"
BBB, I'll be your man in motion.
All I need is a pair of wheels.
You got it Lisa…don't tell Kitchy though. She's real emotional with the baby and stuff.
The highlight
of Mare's second
album, of duets,
was Adam Sandler
speaking of smuggling you can smuggle a mexican across the border for 2 grand and an iraqi or a cuban for 10 grand.
Jenna Bush, beware.
This is what happens when 'bad
girl goes good' goes bad.
Kinky Friedman wants
his niche back, will trade you for
your hairdresser though!
Mare- patshkie around
all you want, but at the day's
end you're still a brat.
She is channelling
her inner Loretta Lynn.
Ich hob zol in bod.
Let me know if I should translate. :)
There's no possible
way this album could be good…
yeah… gefilte fish!