In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Sugar Magnolia:
Canine companions
make the best friends unless you
prefer pussy… cats.
Har, har, har. Choosing a second place winner this round was difficult, but I'd like to extend the honor to Gawker editor Emily Gould, whose coy but ultimately uninspired entry did not go unnoticed.
A new Someone Haiku is beyond the jump.
Today, create a 17 syllable poem to accompany the glory that might be – oh yes – Brokeback Mountain II! I've never even seen the first one, but I hate hearing the jokes about it over and over, so, as much as possible, try to avoid the "I can't quit you!" line. Good luck.
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Congrats SM!! And you didn't even reference Kinky Friedman. :D
yay for Sugar Magnolia!
…how can there be a BrokeBack II… they guy died?
Ooops! Spoiler!
Cord would like to know,
If Heath's unavailable,
May he "fill" in, please?
Congrats, Sugar!
Crap, I used that very line today. I need a new ©phrase.
High-altitude fucks,
and wild Zombies! Brokeback II:
The Hunger for Flesh.
Damn you Juju! You and your superior symboling. Maybe, i will, just, use,,, a lo,t of, commas.
Love! in the Air
James_boston finally won
Princess Cordelia's heart
nooooooo, I love me some, comma usage.
who's on the top
who's on the bottom?
where do I insert my comma?
I got a chuckle out of Cord! That's almost as good as a Best! Thanks guys and gals.
It was by far the best Sugar! See ya'll later!
Brokeback Mountain 2:
Electric Bugaloo just
will not be the same.
I would like to thank j_b for being my inspiration. Oh, and god.
Brokeback 2: Ennis
and Jack meet Cordelia.
Love blooms in threes.
Oh, Hollywood…
Sequeals, Prequels
As unique as
Craig's T.P. yarn!
I spelled sequel wrong, but you get the point
Just another hill
and two wild, crazy guys!
Who brought marshmallows?
New Brokeback movie
Needs full fronts of Jake and Heath.
Delicious cowboys.
That'd be a bit awkward for Heath and Michelle, wouldn't it?
I'm picturing Brokeback II with the guys joining the Village People so they can be cowboys without being blatantly gay (ahem).
So in the sequel,
will the two cowboys really
go up there to fish?
First attempt….
I will only see
Brokeback Two if James_Boston
pays for the popcorn.
Second attempt…
Never saw the first.
Can someone please explain how
his back got broken?