In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Sugar Magnolia:
Never saw the first.
Can someone please explain how
his back got broken?
To be perfectly honest, that haiku left a lot to be desired, but it was the best of the few that were not self-referential. Good effort, though.
New one after the jump.
Today, haiku Harry Potter author JK Rowling's stupidly controversial revelation that one of her most beloved characters, Dumbledore, is a gay man. One would expect that the warlock's fanciful gowns and silky hair would serve as indicators of his homosexuality, but many fans were shocked by the news and many bigots are outraged. But how unsurprising that adults who spend their time catching up with the trials of a boy wizard can be so irrational. Good luck.
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Ohhhhhhhhh siznit. That's kind of like getting a, "Best". It's almost like a backhanded compliment. Still, good effort.
at least he tried to be nice, baby steps people.
JK Rowling left
a lot to be desired.
sorry Dumbledore.
congrats Sug.
I though celebratious' was fabulous.
Congrats Sugar…I thought it was perfection.
Thank you, Cord… I think.
sleeping with women or men
doesn't matter
wizards are always gay
why should i
care, waste my time
cord doesn't give out prizes.
Dumbledore is gay?
I guess this explains his job:
Hogwarts Headmaster.
lol, good one sugar!
funny and homophobic. deimos, i like it!
i'm not homophobic but wizards are gay. :)
Young wizards, rest assured
You need not fear being,
"Dumblebackdoored.".
Too crass?
i love it when you're crass baby
I like it juju… but count again. Even taking my shoes off I'm only coming up with 16 syllables.
sugar is going to take this one
Ahhhhhh.
Young wizards,please rest assured
You need not fear being,
“Dumblebackdoored".
Don't make me count, it's cocktails hour.
I dunno deimos… Dumblebackdoored is pretty f-in funny.
ok, she corrected it so now she'll probably win. it is pretty funny.
You can't go wrong with an hommage to, Lou.
It was just an honor to make you ho's laugh. It's the nomination, blah, blah, etc.
Only millions books sold.
J. pulls Coulter's ruse:
Non news drums up new news!
Take a seat right there,
he told Dumbledore. Death by
Chris Hansen, not Snape.
Outed gay wizard
Mormons now wonder whether
Two wrongs make a right
Am I the only one who thinks that this "courageous" movie about "forbidden love"
in "another time and place" is really just a cheesy Harlequine Romance for fags?
Rules are technically 17 syllables or less, haiku style not necessary. So you might have some competition Sugar Mag.
Sharp! How boycott the
series when you already
have six of the books?
or…
Sly! How boycott the
series when you already
have six of the books?
same shit, really.
I really like the abbreviated, Sugar Mag. It sounds like a name fit for a, Pink Lady.
Sugar Mag, Sugar Hag… whatever works! juju I think you've this one in the bag.
Patronus message:
"Headmaster blows for
Rainbow Wizard postion."
Dumbledore
finally comes out
of the chest.
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Oh come on! Who could
resist Daniel Radcliff in
leather jacket?
correction:
Oh come on! Who could
resist Daniel Radcliff in
the leather jacket?
As if the fact that
the man's first name is Albus
didn't tip you off?
One more just because.
Tongue of bat and eye
of newt have turned Albus
D. into a fruit.
I'm done now.
if you won for a thrid time sugar, i swears, i swears. ugh, just give it to her now :)
Dumbledore rumbled?
My money was on Flitwick!
Who junxed my gaydar?
Names like "Hogwarts" and
"Slytherin" get new meaning-
bi-linguists unite!
ok, that makes little sense. Need beer now.
SugMag's got this one in the bag though… Great stuff!
Dumbledore rumbled?
My money was on Flitwick!
Who junxed my gaydar?
JINXED confoundit. Game over.
hiding behind beards.
with pride in his wand comes out
finally albus shaves.
a gay at hogwarts.
the owl told me it's true
but he didn't say HOO?
Rowling is about
seven years behind the fan
fiction. She's so old!
There are a lot of good ones… blowhan's was good but juju got me giggling.