In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is blowhan:
hiding behind beards.
with pride in his wand comes out
finally albus shaves.
Great, blowhan! MyOpinionCountsToo was a close second.
New one under here.
For all you Law & Order fans, today, make a haiku in honor of the aptly named Patrick Stump's guest appearance on an upcoming episode of the crime drama. Stump is, of course, the lead singer of the band Fall Out Boy. They're really at the bottom of the barrel now, huh? Extra points for jokes about the how the culprit "tortured and killed music." Good luck.
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I thought that ilnazhad shoulda got a least a mention. (since we're complaining and have rivalry today..) I laughed out loud thinking about someone trying to boycott after they own six books.
:-)
i don't have anything on this one, sugar work your magic girl.
This one is really hard. My disdain for the subject overides my ability to think clearly.
i'd rather chew on sand paper than watch law and order.
Congrats blo… juju I'm still giggling over yours.
Deimos, I will get out my magical creative herbs and see what I can do.
already killed and tortured music
why not kill tv shows
as well
that's all i got for this one and it's not good
Well done. You've gotten my juices going.
Emo boy, the original gangsta
The crime;selling out
The punishment;we all suffer
Crap, this doesn't work if he's not on SVU.
Poser with guitar
Is famous but his tunes suck
This is his story
Cannot stand this guy.
I hope they punch him in the
face just like K-Fed.
Thanks queencrone=)
But i think blowhan deserved it, even though he/she has an annoying username. Nice one!
And I think the reason your haiku doesn't work is because it is not actually a haiku! A haiku has 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 again. Or is there a joke I'm not getting…
already killed and
tortured music why not kill
tv shows as well
there, now it counts ;)
make sure he gives you your bonus points deimos!
he represents crap
In a tortured music world
This is his story.
a dead fallout boy
leaves Sam Waterston speechless
No justice, no peace.
I just spent twenty minutes trying to translate the opening to law and order into a haiku. Stupid syllable limitation.
Meatloaf lookin' dude
May fall out of a window
and boy will it hurt.
johgn, johgn. (i am trying to make that sound)
i hope i get my bonus points, that would rock.
http://blog.rickbreslin.com/extras/doink_doink.wav
it's impossible to translate into words, innit?
gungh gungh
gungh gungh reminds me of dirty dancing when johnny castle is trying to teach baby how to dance and he puts her hand on his heart and he's all "it's like a heart beat. gungh gungh. gungh gungh."
god, i love that movie.
way off topic.
as you were.
I was hoping he'd go for the Lance/Topanga thing for the next haiku… "Live action Skipper doll" just screams for a haiku.
(STILL can't believe no one called her out for that… the hags are slipping.)
Nobody puts, stopthemadness, in a corner. That just rolls off the tongue.
Thank you for the link stopthemadness. Made my day. Now if I could figure out how to make that into a ring tone. Maybe I'll get my kids to do it. I also want that monday night football song as a ring tone.
today is your lucky day, queen:
http://www.myxertones.com/ringtone:53640/
i feel like the goddamn toothfairy! :D
i've been cornered, but never put in a corner.
Sometimes I like to be cornered. I don't like to be pi'ed.
Queen, I'm partial to the general Fox sports theme. Really gets my juices flowin'.
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/p....._iid.61825
This IS my lucky day. Thank you, Thank you.
Stopthemadness, you are much better than the toothfairy. She used to just give me a quarter.
:-)
Today is all about the juices.
That theme music makes we want to get drunk and get into a bar brawl.
I say go do it. Look at that, it's drinking time.
Why should Pete get all the press?
Stump will kill TV
as
Pete tortures web
OMG! I cannot believe I got honorable mention. Thank you, thank you so much! You like me, you really, really like me…don't you just hate me now?!
I don't know who this person is.
I'm too apathetic to Google…
He fell out, became
a sell out and now he is
going all out, boy!!
Fell out… He can't find
anything to sell out; is
now an All Out Boy.
whichever makes sense
(neither? fine)
Jerry Orbach could
come up with a much better
one liner on this.
Jerry Orbach…My hat is in my hand and I'm taking
it off my head and putting it over my heart.
Rest in Peace. Gungh Gungh
One time, I had to be at a late meeting, and one of my older daughters was watching my youngest daughter. It was bedtime for my youngest daughter, and she told her sister, "I can't go to sleep unless I'm watching Law and Order." True story. Please don't call CPS.
shhh! don't wake Ashlee
from her deluded notion
that these guys are stars
Pete Wentz I am not
SVU's Chris Meloni?
Now that man is hot
Looks like Cord had a break down and couln't get to the Lowest Common Denominators post.
=)
No LCD's. Y'all have done it now. Pushed Cord over the edge. I hope you're all satisfied. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Pete Wentz is jealous-
Hopefully they will break up.
If there is a god.
McCoy is hoping
he will plead out because he'd
rather not listen.
try as she might, liv
can't arrest him for for the
torture of music.
Fall out NBC!
tortured and killed music now
kills must see tv!
I thought that fey dude
with the eyeliner was the
whole band. Who's this guy?
Ice T cant you see?
Fall out boy killed MTV
Lock Fat Bastard up!
Tonight: SVU
Stabler arrests an ipod
for raping his ears.
Hmm or:
Next, on SVU
Benson uncovers horror:
Emo on her show.