In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is deimos:
already killed and
tortured music why not kill
tv shows as well
Well done, everyone.
New one under here.
Today, haiku this meeting of the minds in honor of All Hallows Eve! Both are terrible costumes and both are terrible people. Not a coincidence! Good luck.
Editor
Lar seeks fame
In Paris
Whilst Paris asks:
What did Jesus do today???
YEAH deimos!
it is sad to think
dani's mom would have been a
better role model
Paris conquers yet
another nonentity.
Fans fawn; the world yawns.
I do not know which
is worse… the costumes or the
fact they can both breed.
Alice can not find her night
in shining armor
But Larry has found Howard
The best argument
For forced sterilization
Yet, is upon us!
Couldn't get it quite right. Gave it a try, though.
i really can't tell
what either of thier costumes
are supposed to be.
Paris is Alice
In Wonderland
But who the fuck is he?
oops, that's supposed to be knight, not night!
The freaks come out on
Halloween. These two are just
flat out idiots.
if she is alice
what the fuck is going on
with her creepy eyes.
you are supposed to
dress as something different
not as your own ego.
Paris gets her drain cleaned
by man from Rentokil
for Halloween
Halloween was meant
for little ghouls.
All I see here are
'tarded tools!
Happy
sHALLOW
scENE
I like your second one April…very bitchy.
Unchecked lightsaber
Contracts disease from Alice…
Not so wonderful…
Woot woot to, deimos. I need to ponder this craptacular picture.
Another drugged up
blonde, another photo opp.
Publicity whores.
both terrible trend
followers…for our sake please
let her be sterile.
Congrazts Deimos, dear! =)
That lightsaber makes
Paris want to give Birkhead
'til her face turns blue
Innocent? Virile?
Their costumes tell the truth here –
these two just pretend.
#22, good one. Bunnie likes the puns.
I like #5 and #7 about potential reproduction.
Big ups, Dei!
Masks are allowed on
Halloween - so cover up
Your awful nose job.
Ghosties and ghoulies
and celebrity beasties
through the looking glass.
Woo Hoo Congrats Deimos!
Casting new sex tape
Larry shows Paris his rod
That's Hot! paris coos
i won a haiku contest? this is the best day ever. thanks guys! happy halloween!
Paris and Larry
are actually costumes worn
by Joel and Nicole
A place where people
still deem these two newsworthy
is quite a Wonderland
whoops:
Living where people
still deem these two newsworthy
is a Wonderland.
Homage to Anna?
Pathetic, blone and over-
rated: two big boobs.
Great. "Blonde."
with any luck he'll
kill off this brainless blonde too
for all of mankind
Dannielynn I'm your
father may the force of Valtrex
be with me now
Hope he'll wrap it for
this pointless blonde or he'll catch
more than fatherhood
sorry, Cord.. may I make a correction?
That lightsaber makes
her want to give Birkhead ’til
she's blue in the face
Get it!! The semen is blue!!
YES! I finished my cowardly lion costume!!