In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is LisaNo.1:
Engorged member plus
Brain oxygen deficit,
Equals awkwardness.
Very nicely done there.
New one after the jump.
For today's Someone Haiku, you get only one sentence for inspiration: "Carmen Electra is suing NWWL Productions, claiming that she was stiffed for a performance on the Naked Women's Wrestling League." That should be sufficient. Good luck.
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carmen electra
gets stiffed all the time so she
should be use to it
Oldest profession?
Getting naked for money.
But I ain't hatin'
Career at a low,
Now gets stiffed
By naked women,
Not grunge rockers
Tera Patrick and
Tara Patrick: One letter,
But no difference.
Carmen’s naked wrestling?
Somehow I don’t think
It’s she who’s getting stiffed
Quality factor:
When your performance blows, you
always get the shaft.
Carmen Electra
Her Career
Ends here
…or
Carmens career
Ends here
Girls wrestle naked
Carmen says she got stiffed
Then lose the strap on!
Well, picking a fight
over a pair of pasties
don't count as work, Car'.
How far she's fallen!
From B list to "pay me please!"
We've seen it before.
She should make some
bracelets:"What Would The Fabulous
Moolah Do?"
stiffed commissioner
now miffed petitioner… no
tits shown in this tiff?
I'm actually not sure that was sufficient. That prompt didn't really inspire any quality haikus…
Present company included.
Actually, lale, I like yours.