Another successful bout of Someone Haiku yesterday. We had a very well done piece about an unfortunate tragedy, some interesting work extending into the abstract and a winner. Today, it's Nicole:
Vag ad nauseam
Brit: "Oops i did it again!"
Who let me act so?
Congratulations, Nicole. Lisa#1 came in at a close second for composing an entire haiku from truncated Britney quotes.
As for the new Someone Haiku, I'm pleased to announce that it will revolve around the sweet, sweet justice being served to Beyonce Knowles. Apparently, her awful cover of Des'ree's classic "Still in Love (Kissing You)" was unauthorized, and Des'ree's demanding payment. Whoops!
I'm not sure if the cover was legitimate or not, but I do know that Beyonce slaughtered a perfectly nice piece of nostalgia, and for that she should be punished. Listen to her version above to well up some anger for a fiery haiku. Then, when you're done, slip into Doing Things Right Land with the original. Good luck!
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This website has hit a low… bring back Molly! Stop taking every story from Dlisted… maybe be interesting?
Now that's WAY too many syllables.
Best,
Cord
I saw somewhere where Beyo was talking about how all the videos for this album were made in, like, the course of less than 2 weeks. Uh, yeah, it shows, honey. Next time, just release your video compliation a little later and come out with some decent material.
Also, I had to mute my computer while typing this because her voice (which I normally like) was just grating on my nerves. Why are celebrities just starting to piss me off all around? I'm not jealous or a hater- I am just getting sick of their shit. Maybe I need a Diet Coke, but I'm up to here- and I am gesturing past the top of my head at this point- with all of them.
That being said, got any new Britney crotch shots? Ha!
And that's so many I'm not going to count them.
Best,
Cord
Moaning, writhing, stop!
You pay bitch, you pay now bitch!
Make it go away…
What's going on B,
Solo career stalling now?
Sophomore effort sucks.
How's that?
What's going on, girl?
Can't 'B' original now?
Sophomore effort sucks.
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Cheap synth in the sun
dry heave notion of romance
way to kill des'ree
-or-
Oh wherefore art thou-
Bootylicious ate it up,
Clair and Leo gone.
I love bedbugs… you pay now bitch!!
"You gotta be bad."
Beyonce took that advice,
unfortunately.
Seemingly I am unable to stop using other's words…
I feel cheap, so in the spirit of my own words:
The only thing that's
shittier than her version,
is her video.
Who knew I naturally speak in haiku? A faint ripple on a pond…
Wigged and dangerous
She sneaks another snoozer
From unknown loser
Romantic Longing
Des'ree understands true love
Beyonce; self love
trys to outshine peers?
talent as fake as her hair
second rate dreamgirl
Monica and Shaine: oooh, wiggery/weavery! I wish I had thought to mention that. Bravo/a!
Nice redemption, Lisa. I vote for your #2.
hair glue come undone
fake boobs turn out to be socks
get back to ghetto
–or–
how can this chick steal
from forgotten 90's star
wrong on many counts
–or–
black white video
stolen song, grammy nom, check
laugh all way to bank
cover yourself
D'rsee is desparate
Someone should cover My Humps
Way to kill a song!
Beyonce's no Juliet,
Jay's no Romeo.
"You gotta be" mad
She said it was authorized
A Beautiful Liar
break out the crystal!
the weaved House of Dereon
bitch is going down.
Bee Yawn Say
Another Video
can't talk
but can saaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
not that great
a B at best
divas have no class
I can't decide between #19 or #21.
Beyonce
so much money
so very little class
Why are we surprised
Kissing you decimated
"Bdays" stand by loos
B’s schlocky copy
of Des’ree song, Paris vid
proof of hackery.