In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku is stacia:
why couldn’t this be
the 2 cups girls swearing off
nudity instead?
A Two Girls One Cup reference! Our gag reflex has never been so tickled by poetry. Fantastic work.
New one under here.
Gracious, this one almost writes itself. But only almost; it's still up to you to make a disturbing poetic connection between the dead babies on the couple's Christmas tree and the live one Helena Bonham Carter's stomach. Good luck.
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Littlest Burton
Will sit atop the tree
Damn it! The site went all crazy on me. Here it is, in full:
Littlest Burton
Will sit on top of the tree
This Christmas season.
Good God Brad looks amazing..
anywhoo….
Burton is just like his tree
the closer you get
the creepier he can be
Burton-Bonham babe,
Born of baroque buffs, beware.
Brothers fared badly.
That haiku brought to you by the letter B.
Watch out, Helena!
You'll have a tree up your ass
as decoration.
Dammit, I looked up Baroque. That might not do. In the interest of accuracy, here's another:
Burton-Bonham babe,
Born of bizarre bond, beware.
Brothers fared badly.
Burton's tree makes
Nightmare before Christmas;
Baby may be
Nightmare after
thanks, cord!
:)
sure hope helen does
not have a miscarriage. that'd
be one sick sad tree
All of you are good but Janice, I love your honesty.
tim, i thought Jesus
was the reason for the sea-
son. not dead babies.
Hey, this is nothing!
The toothfairy's still in shock
never mind Easter…)
Haha, thanks cooter! It was tough… I really liked the Baroque reference. It hurt to get rid of.
So much for visions
of sugarplums. Burton's kid
will dream of corpses.
Burton Bambinos
All but two ornamental
Shine, pretty tree, shine
I have to admit I love the thought of Burton shouting at his toddlers, "Behave, or your going on the tree!"
Also, have you no shame, Cord? james_boston is going to have to carry his desk around with him for the rest of the day…or stir a lot of tea.
Bonham and Burton
A disheveled pair
Our Nightmare
Before Christmas