In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is janice:
Burton-Bonham babe,
Born of bizarre bond, beware.
Brothers fared badly.
Very well done, and thank you for the redraft.
New Someone Haiku after the jump.
Today, compose haiku inspired by Patti LaBelle's gag-inducing proclamation that she never "did fish," after being asked how she has reacted in the past when women have hit on her. Yeah, she's calling women "fish." When did Patti LaBelle become a 13-year-old boy? Good luck.
Editor
Grouper and snapper?
Ms. Labelle says ain't no way.
She prefers tube steak.
(Congrats janice!)
Patti said "didn't do it"
smells like fish, tastes like chicken
won't go near the clams
Patti did not taste
smells like fish, tastes like chicken
won't go near the clams
Pescos of the world
are sadden
but
her marmalade is still
sweetest
Pescos of the world
are saddened
but
her marmalade is still
sweetest
*edited. . .!*
Shefood is seafood;
aroma and cooking skills
of Patti questioned.
I agree Patti
I'd rather
Nibble on
Corn on the Cob
Let the old lady try one more
I love sausages
I am allergic to fish
signed Patti La Belle
Tuna Tacos are
not on her menu. She wants
meat and potatoes.
Yaaaay! I'd like to thank my 3rd grade English teacher, for teaching me the poetic value of alliteration.
These are all great so far. The 'tube steak' reference made me laugh myself silly.
J-Simp to Patti:
"It's just chicken of the sea.
Hey, are mermaids real?"
I was going for the 13 year old boy vibe with tube steak and tuna tacos. :)
Clearly miss LaBelle
Is going by her own smell,
Needs "New Attitude"!
*Way to go Janice, it was brilliant!*
Sugar for the win.