In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Lily the Pink:
Subtle yonic forms?
There is nothing subtle here.
Look, a vagina.
Yonic! Beautiful.
New one after the jump.
Haiku this interesting outfit on Hugh Jackman's wife. TMZ subtly notes that Jackman is famously "bearded," so perhaps there's something more to this up-do and tie than you might think. Good luck.
Editor
One blonde, one brunette
one is bearded, one's the beard
the matching duo
Can they sing and dance?
All they need now, are cool shades
Looks like Blues Brothers
whoa, does QC have an alter ego? A b side? An evil twin? Oh noes, there already IS an ET - my mind is blown.
Even if Hugh puts
his finger in the dike, it
won't stop the rumors.
I forgot to change my computer back to my regular
name after I had to try and scare a flamer on the "owen wilson denied eye contact" comments. Check it out LisaNo.1, it's all pretty fun.
Oh man! I am so sorry I missed it. That shit was so funny. I can't believe anyone would get pissy and sore over it. Mt. Assmore - priceless.
I so wish I'd been there too!
queen… I'm not even gonna try to haiku. Your 1st one's going to take it! It was perfection.
Sugar, I'll be sad if you don't haiku. I enjoy
your stuff.
Just for you queen…
Jackman and his beard
(I mean wife)have nailed the new
Doublemint twins gig.
My haiku skills have been seriously lacking lately. I think I need to smoke more.
(hehehehe! double your pleasure, double your fun!)
whoops almost forgot… congrats, Lily.
Sartorially
A match, but sexually
perhaps not so much
oops - should have been:
Sartorially
matching, but sexually
incompatible
At length, the dame is
less dishy and more timeworn!
Fair? No. "SUSPICIOUS!"
(I adored yours, Lily!)
PS
Could you guys tone down your talent? It's bad for my self-confidence. Thanks in advance.