In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Lale:
Regardless of her
title, the key message here:
mullets never win.
Ain't that the truth!
New Someone Haiku under here.
In honor of the Yale Book of Quotations naming "Don't tase me, bro" as 2007's most memorable quote, use those four, famous syllables to compose a haiku worthy of their inclusion. Good luck, bros.
Editor
wtg lale!
I imagine the
detainees in Abu Grae
said "Don't tase me!" too.
Yale produces winners:
Bush, Cheney, and
Useless words,
"Don't tase me, bro!"
Don't tase me bro
but should you not now be named
MyOpinionCuntsforShitToo?
Whoa! That's one serious mullet.
"Don't tase me, bro" beats "wide stance" and "we don't have homos." Bros rule again.
Congradulations to LALE!!!
Either Cord did not understand the depth of my pearl analogy (And rhyme! And double-entendre!) or I'm calling him on it… Preferential treatment!!!
Hug me, Queencrone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yours was good, lale.
ilnazhad, for what it's worth, I found the pearl analogy BRILLIANT. And inspired.
No one else had anything like it either.
Asking long questions
Crowd Control:Don't tase me, bro
Andrew's out of turn
Used to be tear gas
I remember campus cops
Now, "Don't tase me, bro"
Last one:
He had tough questions
That's his job, a journalist
Ouch Don't tase me, bro
Kerry, so very
Jim Cunninghamesque
Don't tase Donnie Darko, bro!
Queen, you are the best friend an immature little cock ferret can have. Thanks!
(Either you're way too sympathetic, or you are twisted enough to understand my sense of humor. Oh, and if only you started submitting your sweet-ass haikus earlier!)
I was hoping it would be "habitual, chronic, and continual drug use"
High Voltage crackle.
Skinny douche bag won't shut up.
Pleads don't tase me bro.
Andrew Meyer quoth
"don't tase me, bro" but he
surely deserved it
Sirs, I've changed my mind.
Steal democracy, lie, cheat,
Just don't tase me, bro.
T-Shirts and sound bites ?
Dad only meant
Spring Break,Daytona