In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is janice:
Sirs, I’ve changed my mind.
Steal democracy, lie, cheat,
Just don’t tase me, bro.
Nicely done, janice. Anyone know what happened to that kid?
New SH under here.
Today, haiku the travesty that is the Jolie-Pitt clan dining at McDonald's on Christmas night. That grease trap should be avoided every day of the year, but on Christmas? Really? There must be better ways than this to get the children to assimilate. Think of one in 17 syllables. Good luck.
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Editor
McDonalds burgers
the only thing rich and poor
can both agree on
Happy Meals in the
Crescent City
That's how you
Americanize!
For there's one to rep in
every country,
Just like the U.N.,
Mc Peace.
Rebuilding New Orleans,
One golden arch at a time.
Would you like fries?
don't judge so fast
they could have ordered off the
"healthy" choice menu
As American as apple pie,
Hamburger & French fry.
Who expected more
from the woman who drinks blood
and tongues her brother?
Hey, Jolie-Pitt clan!
Would you like to super-size
Your Christmas sadness?
Olive Garden, yes?
Unlimited soup
and salad too! Eat it all.
We are only human
Fast food rocks
When Christmas Dinner might be late
Prime Rib, Salad, Bread
or would you rather,
Happy Meal with a toy?
This one is for all of us ladies that had our hot guy ripped out from under us:
Jen, you can laugh
He took his family
To McDonald's for Christmas
Karma is the best revenge that doesn't get you jail time.
Where is Shilo in this picture? I see Pax, Maddox,and Zahara. Where is Shilo? Did they forget her in the car? I hate that I know their
childrens names. I hate worse that I noticed one missing just now. It's like me with my own kids. DO A HEAD COUNT PEOPLE.
Alas poor Shiloh
will not have clogged arteries,
Once more the outcast.
Two all beef patties,
special sauce, lettuce, cheese and
a large diet coke.
Oh yea…. WTG janice. That was very good!
Tis the season of
giving. Give me a number
nine. Super size it.
Shiloh is a blob.
Soon, Maddox, Pax, Zee (and Brad)
Will be too. Jolie!
PS, thanks Cord.
All the haikus so far are hilarious. Sugar Mag, I love your no. 17! Super size it.
Cheap toys from China
Beef raised where rain forests stood
Philanthropy rules
for rich kids also
the Happy Meal siren call
irresistable