In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Betty Ford:
Snoop only thanks God
When the weed is strong enough:
Then bullshit tastes gooooooood.
Excellent job.
New one down here.
Today, find your inspiration to haiku in the sad sight and sounds of Kevin Federline lip-synching his way through a guest spot on One Tree Hill. Lip-synching is bad, but it's almost unforgivable when the music you're pantomiming through is god-awful garbage. Good luck.
Editor
The "rapper"
Can't rap
Can't act
Can't keep his sperm intact
What did you expect?
MyOpinionCountsToo, admit it. You stole that from Too $hort. ;)
Ejaculation
it can be a talent too
just not in this case
Oh man, haven't thought about Too $hort in a really Tall Time! :)
Point up at the sky
Grab nads, now point at the floor,
Can’t speak English, Tric?
One Tree Hill
Deteriorates further
Into a no trick pony.
I thought it couldn't
get much worse than CrazyTown
KFed proved me wrong
Chad Michael Murray
Looks good in comparison.
Popozao, indeed.
Arms flapping wildly,
Words, indecipherable.
Still better than Brit.
I like to haiku
but this time it's not worth it
goggles do nothing