In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is janice:
Tom Cruises By Puke:
Don’t Cry Over Spilled Thetans,
They Go To Venus.
Very well done. MyOpinionCountsToo was the second place winner.
A new Someone Haiku is after the jump.
This one of Clay Aiken in Spamalot practically writes itself, but, alas, not actually. That's where you come in. "Choking the chicken" is a very easy one-liner, so be sure to pad it out with 12 other riotous syllables. Good luck.
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If Eric Idle were dead,
He would be turning
Over in his grave.
He's awfully proud
Of the flimsy cock in hand.
Looks quite natural.
wtg janice!
I loves me some Monty Pythin… I need to give this one some serious consideration.
Pythin = Python
(Told you I'm having issues)
choking the chiken
a private affair that should've
remained private, clay
Clay and Spam and Cock?
Surely he wants to be mocked!
So show Full Monty.
Wistfully, Clay thinks
Wistfully Clay thinks
Back on other cocks he's held -
Mona Lisa smile.
Sorry about the above partial post, my finger got all happy and hit shift then enter. Sheesh!
The title of "Spam"
with cock in hand, is really
fitting for this ham
Brave Sir Robin he
is not. Leave before I taunt
you a second time.
Choking chicken
Isn't nearly
as bad as the
HUGE PINK ELEPHANT
clay with cock in hand
and we all thought he wasn't
ready to come out
Rubbery looking
talentless, red headed cock
no, not the chicken
Cock firmly in hand,
Fingers grasped around the neck,
Tell me he's not straight…
Cock firmly in hand,
Fingers grasped around the neck,
Tell me he’s not gay…
Thats what I meant, but scotch makes it difficult to think straight
YES! Good job janice and myOpinionCountsToo!!
I am proud of you both.
broken but not forgotten
even the upper echelon
soon ends swimming in
a sea of pink vomitus
You've been a great audience
I'll be here all week
order the chicken.
Clay Aiken, not gay.
Just likes to choke the chicken.
What's wrong with that, huh?
A cock in your hand
Is worth two
In your bush
Your father was a
hamster and your mother smelled
of elderberries.
Yay!!
I think I busted my haiku nut last week, cause this time, I've got nothing. And I LOVE Monty Python. But I hate Clayken.
You guys have some awesome ones.
Watching Spamalot
Now worse torture than even
The comfy pillows.
Meh.
A big rubber cock
It will work for now, at least
Until he comes out