In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Betty Ford:
Clay and Spam and Cock?
Surely he wants to be mocked!
So show Full Monty.
Theater humor almost always wins!
A new Someone Haiku is after the jump.
We love karaoke! Sadly, we share that interest with Paris Hilton, who loves things and destroys them, like a modern Lennie Small. Now that she's torn all the poetry out of "Bette Davis Eyes," it's up to you to once again instill a sense of beauty into its molested husk with a fitting poem. Good luck.
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I can't even bring myself to watch it in order to be inspired by it.
True story, Lily.
How else
is she
gonna get
a crowd
of people
to listen
to her?
Didn't even listen to the clip to write that one! :)
I will try and think of something but will need some liquor to help. Is it just me or does this guy have skin that looks like spam? His skin is just so…….spamy.
Tonedeaf, cunty whore:
You have "Imbred Wonkey Eyes."
And Adam's apple.
Lisa: Awesome
skank thinks mike is dong
surely, she'll try and lick it
to xenu let's pray
* mic
and based solely on the picture because, i couldn't bring myself to watch it.
Do we really need
another post-op tranny
singing in a bar?
It's a fun game even using real lines from the song:
Hair is Harlow gold
She'll turn her music on you
Pure as New York snow
Other fitting lines, just not in 5/7 syllables:
She'll let you take her home
She'll expose you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
When she snows you
You all think she sang that in honor of the baby baby Harlow or just a coincidence? I kinda feel like Nicole is mortified that she was once friends with Paris. Mmaybe I'm wrong.
Lisa(#1):
that's so great.
Is it wrong that I can't stop singing "Inbred Wonky Eyes" to the tune of "Secret Agent Man"?
Cause it feels so right…
You'd think that with all
the douches she's had in her
she'd be refreshing
she's pure as New York snow
attention is her need
she's got Wonky Eye
Gonna have to drink
lots more Heinekin if I
have to hear that crap.
Did Bette Davis
Have wonky eyes?
Chicken leg thighs?
Hilton has.
Kim Carnes please don't cry
She's turned the music on us
Knock it off, Paris
Both from '81
A wonky/betty melee:
The song had no chance.