In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is again a tie, this time between lale and GoodGolly:
Sag Awards, me oui!
Those Golden Globes just put some
Joi in Gerard’s vive.
and
Watch out, Sophia!
Gerard is ze bad vampire
Who wants to suck your…
Great!
New one under here.
Today, because people's poetic appetites have already been whet, let us continue on the subject of Britney Spears antagonizer Sam Lutfi and his daily threats to urinate on the graves of the dead. Good luck.
Editor
Urinate on graves?
"an unfit mother,
a piece of trash and a whore."
Nice work lale/GG!!!
Osama Lutfi
is Howard K. Stern part deux!
Run for your life Brit!
Sham Lufti
barks empty threats
while cleaning
Brit's bank
or
Sticks and Stones
may break her bones
but you'll never
get her money
Congrats winners!
Look Lynn
Lufti is not just full
of shit
he is full of pee pee
Sam proves how "fit" he
is at bare bones burial:
"Rest In Pee, Britney!"
DSM-IV says
Sam might be Antisocial
or just a dick head
HA HA Rest in Pee, that was great!!!
Congrats, Lale and GoodGolly!
Not right in the head
Brit may be mentally ill
but Sam's the sick one
Svengali shit head
Wannabe desecrater
and corpse defiler
Great job, lale and GoodGolly!!
Go Lily, you are Haikuing like mad today. Don;t stop!
Spit
Piss
Tears
Spears
sam channels inner
r kelly style as he says
i'll piss on your grave
or
pissing on one's grave
must be customary in
the douchebag universe
Yay! I might have to use "Rest In Pee" at a few funerals myself, Il, if that's okay.
ilnazhad for the win. Rest in Pee! how can that be topped?
golden corpse showers
is there a web site for that?
Let's check Sam's bookmarks
Sleep induced coma?
Fake accent? Handfuls of pills?
urine real trouble
TMZ reports:
"Brit has one foot in the grave",
The "leak"? Sam, of course.