In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is ilnazhad:
Sam proves how “fit” he
is at bare bones burial:
“Rest In Pee, Britney!”
Hilarious!
New one beyond the jump.
Because this type of shit doesn't happen every day (pun totally intended!), today, put your poetic skills to use writing a 17 syllable gem about Tyra Banks' unfortunate Fashion Week accident. Good luck. Also, sorry to anyone who's had their senses offended by the recent spate of excretory topics for SH, but we just cant "piss" up such wonderful "pooportunities."
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Perfection Ilnazhad!
Great Job ilnazhad!!
I can't haiku just yet. I'll need to get a beer.
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Runeep.
Runeep who? (say it out loud)
or in haiku form-
knock. knock. who's there? run-
eep. runeep who? yeah, Tyra,
i'm looking at you!
Ilnazhad: that was Hagalicious. I applaud and commend you heartily.
Congrats ilnazhad, and ginn - that's pretty clever!
"that shit is fierce"
no longer an expression
ANTM indeed
Tyra messed herself
Overreation by us
Maybe, but it's fun
Good lord I miss spelled.
Tyra messed herself
Overreaction by us
Maybe, but it's fun
great job, ilnazhad!
ha ha ha, blah. Good use of sh*t and her favorite word, "fierce."
Thinks her shit don't stink?
Proud of her curves? Nope. "Alli"-oops!
damn Scheißen-freude.
FLUKE. I actually kind of grinned when I saw I won. I feel like such a fucking softy… I got to be funny once!!
Maybe it's because I get pissed when men say women aren't funny. I'm not funny and I'm a woman, so I feel bad I am reinforcing the girls-aren't-funny-stereotype. Almost as guilty I feel about reinforcing the middle-easterners-are-terrorists stereotype.
Nice work ilnazhad.
What's that smell, Tyra?
Oh shit! Brown is the new black.
You're so tired you're pooped!
On Tyra's next show:
It's only a little shit
"Kiss my poopy ass!"
ha! ilnazhad, i also get super pissed when men say women aren't funny. but you're wrong… you're obviously funny. "rest in pee" is comedy gold. whether or not you're a terrorist is a judgment i can't make at this time. you'll have to show me your suitcase nuke.
queen- if you conjugate "over-eat" i think overreation is in there somewhere. but then i think your haiku should read "overreation by her." "overreation by us" might be true… i don't know. i'm overeating thai food right now, but i can't speak for the rest of you.
also, i'm overdrinking.
Ginnipher, I heard that one before. And not from you!
stopthemadness, you had a good night last night.
Thai food is always a great choice. I bet you don't even have a hangover today. There is magic in the spices! :-)
I'll have to get some Thai food for lunch tomorrow now that you have mentioned it.
I thought she only
had diarrhea of the
mouth. That’s some fierce shit.
(Lisa#1 for the win!!)
Wait! Redraft!
I thought she only
had diarrhea of the
mouth. Yuck, Fashion Leak.
Diva learns that shit
happens. *Dun Dun DUNG* Will she
face ex-stink-tion? (Please?)