In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is blah:
“that shit is fierce”
no longer an expression
ANTM indeed
The best us of "fierce" we've ever heard.
New one under here.
Today, write a love haiku in honor of actor(?) Gary Coleman, the good thing in a small package who was recently married to this 22-year-old towering redhead. Glorious, no? Let your poetic mind float like a lovebird for this walking testament to the phrase "opposites attract." Good luck.
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Condrats to blah!! :-)
OHMYGOSH!!!!! My first Haiku! I want to brag about this at work, but they won't have any clue what I'm talking about.
Congrats blah. No one understand hagism but a hag.
So true, plus they are all guys who only want to talk about the Green Bay Packers. Damn cheese heads.
Isn't she lovely?
Gary Colman finds true love,
Diff'rent Strokes, Arnold.
You just got married.
What do you plan to do now?
REALITY SHOW!
After all these years
Coleman's still not tall enough
to ride this ride…sorry
Congrats Blah! Couldn't have happened to a nicer Hag.
Congrats Blah! Please tell me u arent freezing your ass off in Wisconsin. I am currently sitting on a frozen ass here in Minneapolis. And I hate cheese heads too.
He and big white chick?
"What you talkin bout, WILLIS?"
He's gonna fall in!
The long lost daughter
Of Mrs. Garret perhaps?
Talk bout fire crotch
Betty - I am going to be just outside of Minneapolis next month (great time to travel there eh?) so I will soon feel your pain.
I live smack dab between Chicago and Kenosha. I am the cleavage if you will.
…and yes I am freezing to death. I am from California. Snow is my nemesis.
Wow, blah, there's really nothing around Kenosha. Except for the porn shop on 94. Not that I would know about that or anything.
March in Minneapolis? Be prepared for either a ton of snow…or a random 70 degree day. I hate our weather.
Congratulations, blah!
WTG blah! I'm so proud.
I guess love really
is blind. Then again beggars
cannot be choosers.
"Once you go Gary,"
she says, "You never go back.
His strokes- quite diff'rent."
True love is valued,
So I'm surprised he hasn't
sold her on ebay.
When you're mad just take
the passage behind the clock.
Shit, that was Webster.
K-Mart special on
Bridal photo includes a
Has-been child actor
It's my first one…it sucks.
Life is…too short
to explain crazy;
Willis knows
what I'm
talkin' 'bout!
Hope she uses that
VH1 paycheck to get
her gums reduced.
As someone who spent 4 years in Provo, UT (not far from the Cirque Lodge, home of BYU) I understand the thick cloud of desparation that hovers over the Happy Valley - marriage is contagious (infectious?) there. Knowing that they met in Utah on the set of a Mormon-centric movie (Church Ball) - and I don't mind admitting I am a Mormon - just a more liberal one than most you may have met- here is my offering, after that long preamble:
The Wasatch Valley
Yields more weddings than Vegas
True love? Not likely.