In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is DaisyDoodle, whose poem came with a back story:
As someone who spent 4 years in Provo, UT (not far from the Cirque Lodge, home of BYU) I understand the thick cloud of desparation that hovers over the Happy Valley - marriage is contagious (infectious?) there. Knowing that they met in Utah on the set of a Mormon-centric movie (Church Ball) - and I don’t mind admitting I am a Mormon - just a more liberal one than most you may have met- here is my offering, after that long preamble:
The Wasatch Valley
Yields more weddings than Vegas
True love? Not likely.
A+ for effort and style!
New Someone Haiku after the jump.
Bedraggled model Pamela Anderson is in the City of Light. No, she's not on vacation, she's there to do what people like her do: strip for money.
Tonight Anderson will be at the world-renowned Le Crazy Horse de Paris, baring her aged breasts for curious little Frenchmen who, unfortunately, probably think she's American.
Here, piece together 17 syllables that accurately describe Anderson's tired routine. French phrases are more than welcome. Good luck.
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Big boobs, one pole
and a crazy horse?
Its like our
honeymoon, Tommy!
Washed up and strung out.
Both Bay Watch skank and Jerry
Lewis big in France.
and congrats DD
Is piety false
when all your money comes from
so much beaten meat?
Congrats Daisy!
Tired tits a hit
Paris is for lovers
Love is blind…
AND STUPID!
Pammy is a hag,
We need to get a new name,
For the Cord groupies.
Hooray! That's two for me!! And I've come out of the closet as a Mormon! Of my 8 roommates I had at BYU, 4 were married before graduation; 2 had kids. I managed to graduate relatively unscathed. Let's see what I can say here about Pammy…
Pam has that certain
Je ne sais quois. Natural
Looks- enhanced, un peu.
Baywatch bathing suit
and career flapping in the
wind. Way to go Pam!
Great Job, DaisyDoodle!! I got the whole picture with the back story. If I wasn't retired from dating, I would know where to take the prospective
men that I needed to ensnare in my web. Niagra Falls has no idea. :-)
LOL Queencrone- the problem is that the female: male ratio is out of control there. When you factor in the decent percentage of people that will realize they are gay when they turn 50, the eligible pool shrinks considerably (for a hetero). For a female if you're not married, or at least engaged, by the time you're 20, you're an old maid and hold no appeal for the Utards. Thankfully I remained unappealing until I met my husband well outside the bubble- back in Maryland. And we've happily ever after (for 5 years so far anyway).
Quelle surprise! Pam is
paid for taking her clothes off.
Full circle career.