Whatever, Cord, that's witty, subtle innuendo if I've ever seen it. Brilliant.

Really, though, every day produces new reasons to consider them the Jerry Springer Show of the internet. Their "Who'd You Rather?" polls, for example.

What truly appalls me is the type of person who reads and responds to their brand of inane, misogynistic, worthless, gutter-crawling type of "reporting." (And it pains me to even use that word.)

Well, people who obssesively keep up with celebrity gossip are often stupid. If the headings were all clever, the site would probably be less popular. The staff is lame. The readers are lame. It all works.

At the deep end of the celebrity trough are Harv Levin and TMZ. They are the poster child of the bar lowering that began years ago with Fox TV, Joan Rivers, Page 6, and Howard Stern. This is the great thing about America; you have the equal opportunity here to sell your soul for money. Kitsch, or American Gothic behavior has a certain intrinsic charm, but Harv Levin and his minions are simply pathetic. If you watch you become the cancer. I reject them and their witless, classless, insipid vapidity.

Oh here at mollygood you guys are so above this. Is that what one must infer from this little pearl you've tossed our way?

Uh, oh. DListed today (7/9) just posted the same picture with a similar innuendo. Do you hate them now, too?