Tyra, honey. Maybe if you toned down the "bat shit crazy" a bit, someone would be at home waiting for you.

P.S.
My brother will, he doesn't mind that you "put a few on."

I once e-mailed the Tyra Show to help me get a new pair of nana's since mine are really lopsided. I pulled the whole "I'm comfortable with my body except for this and it makes me self-concious with men" crap. Did I get a response? Hell no!

I feel empty too Tyra. Ugh, you're dead to me!

Except when Top Model comes back. I'm all over that shit.

Those bitches, SS.

I agree SS, I really can't stand the whole Tyra thing, but I love ANTM. I can't help it.

is this pity party day for celebrities? first the reports that pam is getting divorced and is knocked up and now this? i'm going back to the rumple mcforeskin mcgee post. i'll feel sorry for these womaen when they become less delusional and whiny.

Meet you there deimos!

Tyra is a total bitch. Gah!

That's 'cos it's dinner time, Tyra.

She's "full" of something…shit/ Herself.

I live for Americas — Next– Top– Model

I'd like to give her a jar full of pooop so she can get herself high. I can't even believe not even Miss J is there so they can have walk off's every night. That's what i would do if I was her.

New ANTM starting February! I'm sooooo excited. And Tyra's only appeal is that she's a total flaming lunatic. In another year she's gonna be a combination of Britney, Lindsay and Mike Huckabee, so stop hatin' Hags and enjoy the crash and burn….

Noooooooo, SHUT UP. You'd better not be lying because I couldn't handle that kind of dissapointment. It would drive me to drink. Ok, so I already drink but it would drive me to drink more'ish.

Read it and weep bitches! February 20th!
http://cwtv.com/shows/americas-next-top-model

Jaslen's on that page so careful…she might scare you to death. How did she win again? I'm thinking really good blowjobs, even on Tyra.

That's awesomeness. I wonder what Miss J will pick to grow outrageously large. Fist it was the floral corsage. Then the fro. What next. And isn't Paulina going to be a judge now? I won't miss Twiggy. But don't mess with Nigel or there will be some cutting going on.

i really miss Heather. She was robbed by her lurch like shoulders. But she could bring it.

Yeah…Heather could really bring it…to the mental institution. I hear Ms. J is gonna grow his Vag Pouch out this season. It'll be fierce! And Paulina is the new judge…she'll be harder to understand than Charo on Crystal Meth.

I hope she leaves her husband at home. I do not need Ichabod Crane ruining my Nigel Barker high. That's a face made for birth control. His face makes me dry.

Me too Ju. Nice to see our Vag's are in sync ;)

Gotta go finish some fascinating work that's really not at all fascinating. Seeya…kisses.

Air kisses please. I'm trying to up my classy factor. I'll be over here chuggin my canned wine. Don't go leaving us again bitch or I will not protect you from the Scientologists. Tom wants you bad.

No offense Tyra, but this is what happens when you only date gay men. Perhaps if you weren't calling Miss J "fierce" all the damn time, you'd have time to get some nookie.

It seems as though only the people she pays to will hang out with her.

That's what snacks and beer are for. To combat that empty feeling. When you run the show at work, you need to come home, get your sweats on, get your alcohol on, get your snacks on, and get on MOLLYGOOD. Life is good. Get in the swing of it. :-) Life is GOOD.

I love snacks. I had some serious munchies last night (not hungry, just snacky), but I'm trying to lose weight so I don't have any junk in the house. :-(

She did that remember? It didn't work out too well for her, she had to go on TV and tell everyone to "kiss my fat ass!".

Wow….you guys are slightly resentful no?

Stephanie, it's hard to resent anything after you've had snacks and beer.

I do resent the diets though.