The intolerable Cyrus family has been relatively quiet over the past few days, but that doesn't mean the famewhores haven't been busy: Sources say that Miley and father Billy Ray are desperately trying to get fired from their Hannah Montana gigs because the deluded idiots think they no longer need the Disney show. Naturally, it all boils down to money: Billy Ray believes "there is more money in singing than a Disney cable show," so he and his daughter have been showing up late to work, stalling production and causing drama among the cast and crew. Not surprising.

Miley is predictably enjoying all of the attention — which has been scarce since her ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas started dating another (arguably better) Disney tween star — and she issued the following statement:

I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It's what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. I couldn't do it alone. We have an amazing cast that is so supportive, including my dad who has been there for me every step of the way.

Hey, Disney? Keep the Cyrus twits in that contract as long as possible, just to make them suffer. Thanks.

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