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OK, so Heidi Montag just released her new music video, "Overdosin," for our enjoyment, but there's something wrong with the clip. And not just the usual "I think Heidi is mentally unstable" stuff — the audio and video are completely off. The tape lasts over 10 minutes but the song is only three (yes, we sat and regrettably listened to the entire song), and the whole thing is in major slow motion. This makes our head hurt, and we shouldn't ever put this much thought into a Heidi Montag creation, but everybody else was acting like this was no big deal. Which, compared to that "Higher" monstrosity, it's a small issue.
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If you analyze it closely, you can almost detect that someone producing this video had an inkling that it was going to be some sort of humor-based or related concept.
People tell me I'm perceptive.
this has nothing to do with the video because i refuse to watch it, but i think i've figured the audrina/LO fight. Lo is secretly gay for Lauren and wants her for herself. Think about it, she NEVER has a man. Or she just wants the attention. There isn't enough room on Lauren's coat tails for the two of them. Either way, she's a cunt.
EVERYTHING is wrong with this video. And Mae, i agree 100%.
OMG I am so happy it is in slow motion. It just means more beautiful Heidi to look at. I swear, when she opens her mouth, beams of heaven's light come out. Well done Spencer! Another genius project finished for all of us not worthy to be you to enjoy. Cheers!
Milly, fess up. How much is Speidi paying you to come up with these loquacious comments?
Milly!! My girl!! With ovaries!!!
Gosh, I only wish I could work for Heidi and Spence. Oh my gosh, I called that perfect man by a nickname! That's forty lashes for me, I'm geussin'. Just to be around thier perfection for one day would justify my entire existance. I could get a brain hemmorage after that and die happy. PLEASE MAKE MORE VIDEOS! THE VMA'S ARE COMING UP!
PLEASE GET A BRAIN HEMMORAGE! I HATE YOU!
Ugh, I tried I really tried but I died at the fat happy trail rub. Nightmares abound, damn you Heidi, damn you for that.
I refuse to watch the video, but I am curious about the still of the video I see. Are those her legs, or she playing that silly game where she sits on Spence's lap and makes his legs look like hers? Hilarious I tell you.
That was whoriffic.
No, not a typo.
Those legwarmers on Heidi really make her look more horsey than usual… sort of like a Clydesdale with an unbrushed mane.
And also, I think all of our reactions to this video are nicely summed up by Mr. Seventies McPorn-Mustache's expression as he looks at Heidi at 5:10.
Why did the mustached guy give his belly-button a thumb-swirly 10 seconds in? That was gross-lookin'.
This video makes me yearn for my old casio keyboard
I managed only 45 seconds, and my ears and eyes are bleeding already….Damn you, Speidi!!!
Milly is my favorite commentator now.
And in the few seconds I watched of this video, her resemblance to Chris Crocker really is striking.
Gee number eight, I geuss somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? Those dastardly bed bugs. You should check out Heidi and Spencer's new video. That should put a smile on your grumpy face : )
my new "go eff yourself!" phrase is now officially "go finger your belly button!"
MyOpinion — I recently found out that my parents hadn't thrown away the old Casio keyboard. I was thrilled… it's one of my favorite things.
Sar, doesn't this video want to make you bang away on it again?! :)
Did anyone actually get thru the whole video?
No. I didnt think so. Where's the whole "take one for the team" attitude that used to live here?
This video makes me want to fulfill the prophecy of old and pee in my own eyes.
Also I umm, I already keep the damn thing out. I taught myself a Regina Spektor song on it… so you know my Casio still gets love. :)
cooter, there is "taking one for the team" and then there's just pointless self flagellation.
Your truly the voice of reason tonight Helen.
Well, I guess it's about time I did something right today.
Now if only I could use this momentum to turn around poor Milly. Either she is some horribly disillusioned 14 year old girl whose best friend is a cat, or she is Cord playing a sly joke on us all. Either way, the insanity must stop.
Sar, hilarious!
She totally ripped off Drew Barrymore's SNL short (which, incidentally, is absolutely hilarious!)
ROFL Mooksie, gotta love a Clydesdale reference.
that video didn't have enough zazz. also, i hate it.
I'm absolutely speechless!
deimos, it was also a little short on the Jazz Paws.
Self flagellation! That's the phrase I was looking for last week! Can Spencer go to a monastery where they practice self flagellation!
There. Whew!
I can't even watch this ridiculous thing, but just from the screencap, I'm getting a really strong Olivia Newton John "Physical" vibe. Anyone else?
Milly,
It's not that I hate you as a person, I just hate your opinions, because they're wrong. Speidi sucks donkey dick.