Kern County!!! No way! I grew up there!

Ok, anyways, I'm surprised he has a wife. He just looks like the type of guy who has a girlfriend that he keeps promising to marry but never does because he's spending money on blow rather than a ring.

Man was this ever phoned in, Cord. Fistfights with his wife. WITH. Also, and I need to check the rulebook on this, but I don't think it is *technically* a fistfight when only one person is, um fisting, as it were.

did anyone else start to think that michael madsen, tom sizemore, and mickey rourke were all the same person? like some kind of grizzled, drugged out superhero?

this post is kind of funny coming from the guy that looks like niko from grand theft auto 4. am i to assume that you steal cars and pick up hookers in your free time cord?

VanDamme? What the Hell? He beats up women? I never heard that before!!

Sylvie, I thought that Michael Madsen and Tom Sizemore were the same person too.

Yes DD, VanDamme is a coke head who has physically abused at least one of his four wives, which probably means he abused them all.

My mom actually cried when she saw Cord's picture once. (I'm allowed to state this because Cord is obviously attractive.) She said "bad man hasteh!"
She even said "yeckam dafeah meedoneeh hameen as geeofeh" like you just did.

Oh, and you should include Axl Rose.

I don't see how you can confuse Madsen with those other crackheads, that is one handsome man. Who now, allegedly beats women. Scratch him off my to-do list I guess.

The article said she didn't have a scratch on her and he went to the hospital. If he's a wife beater he's really, really bad at it…or incredibly subtle. People "heard" them fighting and called the cops. No one saw them fighting. Now, I know I'm silly in thinking this, but shouldn't we have all the info before we start lumping a man in with other violent abusers? For all we know she could have gotten freaked-out-violent and he could have gotten hurt while trying to restrain her. I'm not saying that's the case. I'm just saying we don't know and shouldn't be so quick to finger point. If it proves to be the case, then I'm all for damaging his reputation, but until then it's defamation.

He was taken to the hospital in restraints and put in a psychiatric ward,after the fight with his wife, he went downstairs to a ball room, disrupting the function and destroying the room. The police were called, he fought with them and it was decided that he was not coherent and sent off in an ambulance to be observed for several days.

Lily: the idea of subtle wife beating cracks my shit up.

Subtle wife beating is pretty much just beating up your wife except you have a lisp.