Held Out Longer Than Most
Jive records has reportedly abandoned all hope of having Britney Spears participate in the promotion of her new album; this means no photo shoots, talk show appearances or tour. Lucky for them, as Spears is prone to "antics," it's doubtful she'll not be getting any press. The question is: Do custody hearings sell records?
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I never get sick of this photo.
How long do you think she'll keep those pumpkins there? Will she replace them with turkeys or pilgrims?
Nor do I.
Please allow a little shameless self-promotion today - I think it'll amuse y'all:
http://shrimppoboyora.blogspot.....oween.html
I'm thinking cornucopias, Juju.
Oh Cait, your costume scared the crap out of me. It was TOO real.
oh god cait…that's you? you're adorable (even when dressed as britney). that whole thing was hilarious y'all!
and your boyfriend….woof, woof.
Why does everyone keep calling my costume "scary"????
::laughing::
I'm voting for Pilgrims. Maybe a nice gourd. What a weird word…gourd. It sounds painful.
Gourds are very Britney 2007.
It sounds like something on the end of your foot that needs to be scraped off.
Gourds. It sounds like something you need to have lanced off your body. "I'd have sex with you but my gourds are really swollen today"
Gourds, lick em, suck em fuck em…DAMN IT WHATS THE OTHER ONE…EAT EM? No…
No worries, y'all - in order to protect my psyche, I've set up the following protocols:
-"Cheetos are not a food group."
-No one gets to see my Britney tonight in the French Quarter. The costume - yes. The Britney? Not so much.
-I hate Starbucks. Viva Community Coffee!
-Red Bull makes me ill.
-The jhorts-wearer contributes to the household income.
-My dog can't fit in my purse.
Awesome. I am so ready for some debauchery.
Wasn't it pick it, lick it, stick it, flick it? That's how I was raised
Dunk em?
Shuck em?
Pluck em?
Keep saying it, Cait. Cheese is not supposed to be powdered. Unless it's mac n cheese. That's fine.
SNOT EM!!!
No worries, I actually detest Cheetos. ;)
Snort, not snot em
Ewww, Cooter. Cheetos are disgusting enough on their own without the snot.
Sorry my pooter is moving really slow, I tried to take it back!
Cait, awesome costume! I love the costumer-search commentary too!!!
Sorry Cait, it is kind of scary how much you look like brit-brit!
Bearing that in mind, I actually look nothing like the ho. ;)
IN THE PICTURE!!!!!I meant in the picture.
COSTUME!!! I meant in the costume…maybe I should just go to bed.
Goodnight little Cooter goodnight.
Lick it, steal it, buy it. There, y'all. I just promoted my album.
*shrug* It sells if she preforms some of the songs in the courtroom and dances on the judge's desk. Also if the news shows use her new songs as background music.
I told my husband to Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it last night and he didn't laugh. I might need to seek a divorce.