"…the Spears’ been violated enough!"

I don't think it can be considered a violation if you get paid, right?

I dont really want to think about the ways Brits been VIOLATED.

I made it through the first 10 seconds of the video… then I started thinking about how many different ways there are to prepare fish.

Dear Spears Family,

We all know Dr Phil's a hack. We all know he'll do ANYTHING for publicity. The family trust was violated when you called him in, knowing he'd make a public statement. C'mon. You can't tell me you didn't expect it. You're just pissed that it didn't work out sympathetically like you'd planned.

Ok the family trust was violated years ago. But this current one, I mean.

Love ya lots,
Get some therapy,
Kitchy

Sugar Magnolia, I think she meant sexually…

I bet if this was Tim McGraw and not Dr. Phil McGraw things would be a lot different right now.

"God please… TAKE THE GIRL."

This whole group is stinking up my computer monitor. I think we have rumple mcforeskin mghee cutie pants' first assignment. He's going to be put in a pit with the Spears and Phil. Make sure he's nice and hungry. He's small but he's wiley.

He'll give them a doin'!

Get his tiny shitkickers ready for battle.

dont forget the nuthuggers

Oh shit. Just as an act of kindness for humanity. I think we should also throw in Chris Croker. He needs his ticket, punched in the face.

Lily… them my theory still stands! :)

Brit has violated more than been violated, if you count the times she found willing partners and had the toys, vibrating things, items, objects, tools, geegaws, whachamacallits, thingamajigs, dofunnies, hinktybobbles, accoutrements, trinkets, accesories, clutter, flotsam, jetsam, literature, gadgets, nicknacks, paddy-whacks, and dogs to give bones to sex party paraphenalia to do it with.

I don't think I've ever tried a hinktybobble, but I'm willing to give it a go. Which is not to suggest I have tried dogs. I love dogs, just not in that way.

And dohickeys. You can't forget the dohickeys.

It's all about the what-not, bb

Halley, that's a very Dr. Seuss-ey list of toys.

Will those all work with rechargeable batteries? I don't want to be in the middle of some "personal time", with my paddy-whacker and have it run out of battery power.

"Also, do they come with, "discreet packaging"?

I think the box is plastered with photos and buzzers and confetti shooting guns, triggered to go off when you sign to accept it, juju.

That will throw them off. I just wanted to avoid that last time I ordered online. It came with a huge neon sign, This ho ordered sex toys.

I am just saying that a geegaw is the least of her problems. She did do the dirty dirty with KFed. At least the hinkeybobbles are clean!

I think the dad is the one being violated.
He works as a chef and has employers?

If my daughter ever won a small fortune in a lotto game I would be walking out of the hospital where I work.

I think the dad is the only one with 2 wits to rub together. At least he realises his mental limitations, understands that he's better off when he lets his intellectual superiors (denny's managers or whoever they may be) tell him what to do, and doesn't try to make too many decisions himself.

Just think of how much better the world would be if Lynne, Jamie Lynn and Britney actually did what smarter people told them. "Stop pimpin' your daughters!" "Abort!" "Get thee to a nut-house!"