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Rumor has it Britney Spears is opening her own dance studio in an effort to clean up her trainwreck image. Don't drag the kids into this mess, Brit. They did nothing wrong.

'It will be right near Millennium Dance Complex [her favorite dance studio in the Valley],' an insider says. 'And she plans to call it The Basement.'

Britney has been teaching dance classes to children recently at Millennium. Maybe she’ll continue as a dance teacher to up-and-coming stars at her own studio?

We will assume that last part is a joke, because the only influence Britney will have on those children is a bad one. Just take a look at her own kids.

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Mar 21, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 15 Responses
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  • Comments (15)

    No. 1 WTF says:

    Is this an idea in her head or is Daddy going to open the wallet for this?

    Posted: Mar 21, 2008 at 3:04 pm
    No. 2 akra says:

    Sorry, but that was really lame. Mollygood Britney posts have turned into the same tired formula: an update w/ humorless reference to personal troubles. It's like the "snark" is perfuntory or something.

    Posted: Mar 21, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    No. 3 cooter's goin straight to hell says:

    Good for her. She's a very talented dancer.

    Posted: Mar 21, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    No. 4 BooBoo says:

    WTF? Y'all nuts? She can't dance her way out of a tampon wrapper. Anyone see the MTVs? (me neither–just that pathetic video)

    Posted: Mar 21, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    No. 5 Addicted to Addiction says:

    The VMA's, asshole. And yeah, she blew in that, but back when she gave a shit she really was a talented dancer. SUCK ON THAT - HAPPY WEEKEND!!!!

    Posted: Mar 21, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    No. 6 Amy says:

    Are you really judging her dancing skills based on the VMAs performance? When she was at the height of her Manic/Depressive crazy train? Yeah, that's fair.

    Posted: Mar 21, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    No. 7 queencrone says:

    I beg to differ about her being a bad influence on her own children.

    She is not allowed around them, so how can she be a bad influence to them?

    ;-)

    Posted: Mar 21, 2008 at 11:29 pm
    No. 8 jill says:

    What's wrong with the kiddies? They're totally cute.
    And her dancing was always her strong point. I would have killed to take a master class with that girl, hell I suppose I'd do it now if all it cost was a bag of cheetos and a red bull.

    Posted: Mar 22, 2008 at 12:12 am
    No. 9 Katie Scarlett says:

    Umm, last I checked, Jill, being cute had nothing to do with mental health. However, if for argument's sake you want to try to prove that CUTENESS = MENTALLY HEALTHY Britney makes for a good negative control; ie. in the complete absence of any "cuteness" we also find a complete lack of evidence for brain activity.

    Now, that being said I feel compelled to ask exactly what qualities you use as markers for cuteness? Cause from where I'm standing those kids look inbred and Cheeto-chubbed out.

    Posted: Mar 22, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    No. 10 Danny says:

    if britney knows anything, its dance. you can't judge her dancing skills by the 07 VMAs. Thats like judging Marylin Monroe's beauty by exhuming her corpse.

    Posted: Mar 22, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    No. 11 cooter's goin straight to hell says:

    Seriously, the bitch has talent. Yes, she's half nuts lately but you dont get to where she has been unless you have some talent….unless you're Lindsay Lohan or um, Eva Longoria or Scarlett Hohanson. I like that typo, I'm leaving it.

    Posted: Mar 22, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    No. 12 Mrs. Fiesty says:

    Britney had a lot of marketing, not talent. Even a monkey can dance a few steps if you trained it to. She couldn't carry a tune if she had a bucket. What I want to know is, what kind of brain dead parents would leave their children with Britney, even for an hour? The woman isn't fit enough to look after her own children by herself, this will all end badly (I'm thinking of some poor children being mentally scarred when their "teacher" shows up in a manic state with a miniskirt on and no undies wanting to teach them high kicks and splits…ugh, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little)

    Posted: Mar 23, 2008 at 11:23 am
    No. 13 YerMom says:

    Britney can't even be around her own kids with supervision, I find it amusing that they think ANYONE would trust her with their kiddies.

    Posted: Mar 23, 2008 at 1:15 pm
    No. 14 Elle says:

    she needs motivation, i think this will be a great thing for her! Go BRIT!

    Posted: Mar 24, 2008 at 3:51 am
    No. 15 Kayla says:

    This will be so good for her and the kids. Yes, Britney can dance! She always was an entertainer we could watch for hours. Britney has talent and the money to share it even if it is just with children. Kids love to dance and they will love her! So happy for you Britney! Show these fools you can do anything you set your mind to (As long as people don't put stuff in your drink and food) God! Haven't they arrested Sam for that yet?! Tha is terrible.

    Posted: Mar 24, 2008 at 4:50 pm
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