Britney Spears' chronic misbehavior is finally on a slight upswing. Though her socially awkward insanity persists, her acts have returned to being acerbic and satirical, like that time she cleaned up dog shit with a Chanel gown on the set of some ridiculous photo shoot. Ben Widdicombe has the scoop on her latest bout of beautiful madness:
[Spears] flummoxed staff at the Betsey Johnson on Melrose Ave. this month by turning up with a Dolce & Gabbana dress she wanted the store to copy - in all white - to be ready by that evening.
According to a witness, "the staff explained that they didn't have a dressmaker on call who could do it in time."
"The only thing she wanted to buy in the store was the yellow wig on a mannequin in the window…The manager eventually agreed to offer it to her for $100."
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I think maybe it's time for Daddy Spears to investigate the Invisible Fence. "Really, Brit. This is THE latest fashion necklace on the planet. Stand still while Daddy fastens the clasp."
She so carazy!
This reminds me of the Simpons episode where Mr. Burns orders Smithers into the toy plane, Smithers protests becuase it is too small, Mr. Burns pulls a gun on Smithers…hilarity insues.
*Simpsons*
Gotta get mah's wig on straight ya'll - this here yellah one will be my partay wig since daddy hid mah favrit pink one!
*sings*
What if God was one of us!!
Oh man, stoney. I always hated that song, and at least a third of the reason is because it should be "if God WERE one of us." That shit drove me bananas. B-a-n-a-n-a-s.
Give it up freaks! She may have wanted the wig for one of her videos and also the dress. We don't know do we? So what? Britney looks so healthy. She is looking better and better each day. Britney has been working since she was 13 and she is 26. 13 years almost nonstop (except to have slimefed's babies) is a long ass time! I think she should rest but eveidently she is far from lazy and is working every day. Keep up the good work Britney! Milllions still love you and are praying for you.
Britney is a freakin idoit!!!!! Anyone that thinks otherwise is just as bad! I can't believe she actually has fans left. Good GOSH!!!!
Ha, yeah Kayla, because she styles her own videos and forgot that she needed a knock-off white dress and yellow wig **THAT VERY EVENING**. Makes perfect sense -
Lisa incarcerated… You. Are. My. Hero.