Now wait a second…I don't think she really said anything negative about him, did she? It was more of Dave trying to get her to say something…that was my interpretation at least. For him to attack her personally and say she was the "less cute twin", that's just really low of him. Not that I would expect anything different. And I really don't think she was using his name to promote her movie. Something tells me she really doesn't need some reality show douche-bag to help her get ratings. I mean, sure, the movie's probably going to be terrible, but using Spencer's name surely isn't going to make MORE people go see it than the 3 who were planning on it.
Shut your mouth hole Spencer. No one gives a crap what you have to say.

The great and powerful Spencer has spoken. Forgiveness has be granted. Douchebaggry confirmed. Return to your homes citizens.

Please visit England again so I can smack you in your fucking mouth, you complete CUNT!

I wish a pap would run over his foot when he's standing in front of their car trying to get his picture taken.

From the Urban Dictionary:

pratt:

dim witted
useless
clueless

"you acted like a right pratt last night"

'Nuf said.

gross, someone set this guy on fire please.

Ditto what Crumb said. Mary-Kate didn't say anything that bad about him, just that she thought he seemed to have a bad temper. Dave was the one calling Spencer a weasel while M-K fidgeted and kind of giggled uncomfortably. But since Spencer knows he can't stand up to Letterman, he's taking it out on Mary-Kate. I cannot wait until this asshole's house of cards comes tumbling down and he finally flounders in obscurity.

I actually thought that this response is funny, snarky and hit all the right points.

I wonder who came up with it for Spencer?

If I were MKO, I'd just fire back:

"Thank you for understanding how tough it is to go through life as the less cute twin.

You can obviously relate to my plight, as you are in a very similar role as part of the Speidi team."

"Oh and by the way, you'll never have as much money as me."

It is just so telling that he has not once issued a response to Dave's
mocking of him, both when he was a guest and with Mary-Kate. He knows better than to get anymore under Dave's skin than he already is. He is just the definition of a coward.

Now I know this isn't based on anything substantial, and I will self-flaggelate later for being judgmental or otherwise "-ist," HOWEVER, whenever I see his picture, I can't help but think, "those are the eyes of a woman-hater." I'll go to rehab later.

I like how he calls it the "little indie film that no one is going to see." I thought The Wackness actually looked pretty good, regardless of whether or not she's in it.

this douchesicle takes assholicism to new heights.

He hates women. Of course he hates women.

Beause he hates himself. He hates himself the worst of all.

loooooooool I absolutely LOVE spencer..this guy takes entertainment to a whole new level!

Spencer is my hero.

spencer is perfect for saying that…you reap what u sow…anf homegirl did it all too herself and all MK fans are mad because she couldn't say anything as witty as him so she what??????Made a stupid t-shirt

Stupid tshirt=Big fat Zero
Sly Spencer Remark= Brilliant