For those who didn't make the cut for Paris Hilton's "I need a new BFF" reality show, you're in luck: Another Hollywood laughingstock is searching for friends.
Star magazine reports that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are looking for new victims for the upcoming season of The Hills because they lost all of their old friends. We can't imagine why.
"Spencer and Heidi are desperate," the mag writes. "They want to find some cool people to hang with them on the show to make their lives seem more interesting. They don't have any real friends anymore." What, the paparazzi are too busy to hang out with you guys now?
Here's the list of requirements:
• Must have paparazzi on speed dial.
• Must be delusional.
• Must love Heidi's "music."
• Must have no dignity.
• Must never mention Lauren Conrad's name in Spencer's presence.
• Must be willing to sit outside LC's home and spy on "the enemy."
[Source]
Editor
I saw maybe 2 shows this season. But the one I did see was when they were sitting all alone at Heidi's birthday dinner. She was very insistent she was happy it was just the two of them. It was the most boring party I've ever seen. I was so embarrassed for her I changed the channel.
But if they are going to pay, I will be willing to sit around and look amused. I'll just let my mind go blank and think about shiny things.
You should get some earplugs.
And something sharp to stab myself with so I don't fall asleep. Or to stab them.
why are you drinking mojitos and i'm not?
there's something sinister going on here.
There's not enough oxycontin in West Virginia to get me to do it.
Let mojitos fill the land and there will be much rejoicing.