The World Is a Ghetto
The hills are alive with the sound of M16 bursts! Yes, those are real guns Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are caressing like awed monkeys, and, apparently, there's a lot more where those came from: "The Hills couple has been concerned about their protection and … recently spent $10,000 on weapons at the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif." As if these two sad, strange people weren't frightening enough!
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Here's an idea retards. Why don't you spend the money on a professional security guard who knows how to use a gun. I mean if you're getting payed $100k to appear at a nightclub I'm sure you can afford it. On a side note, I give it a week before Spencer shoots something/someone, although hopefully not Heidi as I love her, sort of. Actually thats a lie.
This should end well.
heidi and spencer with guns is way more terrifying than squid zombies.
it will be very sad that some poor paparazzi will have to die to get rid of those too. THat man or woman should be sainted.
oh god. oh god. oh god. oh god oh god oh god oh god.
No good will come of this.
How is it possible for any civilian to walk into a store and by an assault rifle? I mean, really?
When will we learn??????
Yeah…well…uh…dayum…wtf…ad nauseum
'Nuff said.
Crazy cracka's….
You just don't get it Canadienne, Spencer needs an assault rifle to protect his massive ego. Anything less would be like protecting Fort Knox with potato guns.
Hmmm…. Well, think of the publicity opportunities that the upcoming election will generate. I smell a "hey, we're making conservative America cool!" rat. Somewhere, Charlton Heston is cackling.
We can only hope they shoot each other.
I'm sure they're much more likely to hurt themselves than other people, so, right on. Just kdding. Sort of.
"You put on your $1000 scarf with the sculls on it and I'll wear my baseball cap backwards; we'll fit in perfectly down at the gun range!"
Oh yay! YAY! maybe, just maybe, they will turn them guns on themselves!! Oh what a happy day that will be!!!