In what will truly be the worst hour in the history of television, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are set to appear on Tuesday’s episode of The Tyra Banks Show. And, because they don’t know how to discuss anything else, the topic of conversation is Lauren Conrad.
Spencer offers to take a lie detector test and claims he is “1,000 percent” positive that a sex tape featuring Lauren and ex-boyfriend Jason Wahler exists. Did we suddenly travel back in time to one year ago? Who cares? Of course, neither Spencer nor Heidi has actually seen the tape, because Spencer claims he “would rather throw up.” Oh, please. You know Speidi would be watching that on repeat if, in fact, it did exist. Those two are so obsessed with her it’s pathetic.
Heidi agrees, saying the tape was not a rumor: “From what I have heard from confirmed sources … her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it. … I am not sure she has it anymore, but from what I’ve heard … I am not really allowed to elaborate.” And she wonders why Lauren refuses to give her the time of day.
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Whiiiiiitney!!!!
*shakes fist*
I can’t wait for the day when Lauren cuts this bitch. I just hope it’s soon. It’ll be like Christmas, only better.
Does anyone besides me think that Lauren is as pathetic and obnoxious as Heidi?
Tyra, Tyra, Tyra. I am not even a little surprised. Next week Heidi will be a new correspondent for the show, just wait.
chezsan, I admit my opinion is biased. I’ve never watched an episode of the hills in my life, and I don’t read US Weekly. So I don’t know anything about this Lauren girl except that people liked her clothing line better than Heidi’s and she doesn’t seem to make an ass of herself in public. However, these two chuckle heads appear daily on this site, and have made a career of making themselves out to be spiteful, fame whores.
So, you’re telling me Tyra, Heidi, and Spencer will all be in the same building at the same time? For real guys, this is our only chance. I’ll start building the Doomsday Device, who wants to drop it?
Where are the WMD??!!
I am willing to take one for the team, oh snap I forgot Tyra moved to NY. Sorry guys, I only work the LA area.
if cord loved us he’d crash the tyra show. if he really loved us he’d do it while wearing his pink shirt and heart locket.
thank you mae. i’m too worn out to even raise, much less shake my fist today.