It’s happening: Us Weekly’s “exclusives” with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt came to fruition this week with a huge cover story detailing the couple’s reconciliation and plans to marry (again). Heidi says she changed her mind about calling off their previous engagement because she realized Spencer is her soulmate. Also? Because she gets more attention ??? and money ??? this way. But, for a minute, let’s pretend all this isn’t completely fabricated:
What changed? On-and-off beau Spencer Pratt convinced her to plan their wedding again during a secret make-or-break getaway to Mexico.
‘Heidi read me biblical passages like “Honor thy wife,”‘ says Pratt.
… Nope, can’t do it. Too ridiculous.
why must you test my love for you whitney?!?
*blows head off*
i was really starting to love you a little. i really was.
why must you do this to me?
gag me with a spoon
Uh, what did he do that was so humiliating? Anyone know? I figured she has done enough to humiliate herself - I didn’t know he was being charged with that too.
Wow….i bet she doesnt even really love the guy. Their whole life has been about making publicity, lies, and fake stories on the Hills. They dont even know who they are anymore. Its all just a gimmic to sell magazines…next week will be the exclusive Heidi isnt ready again, just to sell some papers. Oh gosh.
Biblical passages? Like, plural? HA! I can’t say whether or not these two are actually Christian or Catholic or not, but judging from what I have seen, I highly doubt it. I have a feeling they are just playing into that roll to get more people on “their side”. Whatever. God will deal with them. Them and the Hogans.
I’m embarassed for her for that cover photo alone. What is she wearing, a tank top with a veil? Whatever.
As an aside, I think hadley poots should get a Commie, just for that name. Yes.
Enough is enough with this shit! Who in the hell cares about these Hills assholes???
Heidi: If we get married MTV might give us our own show. Hell we can get them to pay for everything.
Spencer: After we get married, can we ride off into the sunset on a unicorn?
Heidi: Hell yeah. That will look awesome on camera.