Hopefully Spencer will be on camera when the lightning bolt hits.

If Spencer were a biblical figure, he'd be a myrrh-on.

Somewhere, my dad is chortling. He's also like "Who's Spencer?"

OK.

I resisted on the LCD post.

I can resist no more.

Plus it's my birthday and I've already started drinking, so my inhibitions are low.

I know that the Christian music industry is an easy target. Yeah the music usually sounds like crap and no there aren't a lot of saints and shiny happies around, it's agents and dollar signs all the same. So if you wanna lie about who you are and try to make some unlistenable music that might somehow be about Jesus or something maybe related to Jesus or maybe just mention Jesus in the middle of a string of "baby" and "ohh yeah" - you won't be the first. And if you wanna dupe some people and market your made up self as a brand, I guess Christian music listeners are as good a pick as any other vulnerable crowd.

But for the love of God. Seriously, for the love of God. Don't act like you give a real life shit about Christianity. The smallest, most miniscule favor you can do for the cross section of people who are Christians and are good people, is to be honest about the difference between a career and a belief system.

I realize that there is the tiniest chance that somewhere in there is some sincerity. And maybe I just don't want to admit that these two could be the new face of Christianity, when I've fought against that kind of image for as long as I can remember. But I'm mad either way.

Corey Haim if you're reading, you can tell them what I said when you guys get together.

That is all.

Somewhere in Heaven Jesus just rolled his eyes and said douchebag.

Happy Birthday Sar. :)

What would Jesus do? Hopefully he would have turned Spencer into the slimy snake he is and let him slither off to hell…then again, I'm not real familiar with the bible and maybe that magic trick only works with water and bread.

Happy Bday Sar!

Hey Killorn if Spencer were a biblical figure, I would be the first one to step up and start hurling stones at his ugly fuzzy face. It would be the highlight of my week!

Happy Birthday sar!! :-)

happy bizzirthday dizzay sizzar!!!

fo shizzle.

and what would jesus do? jesus would (a) do a shot in honor of sar's birthday; and (b) promptly pee in his own eyes.

i mean, there's being crucified, and then there's having to deal with these two deutschbags. god, it makes me want to tinkle.

thanks everybody!! :) it's actually been a wonderful birthday!

as for my comment, i appear to have a giant chip on my shoulder don't i. sorry… i wish i was as succinct as you guys today - Keebler said in one line what took me a whole chapter.

STM, I bet Jesus peeing in someone's eyes would heal them of something. :) hi 5 on the deutschbag reference :)

keeb, funny. seriously. do not take the douche's comments so seriously. funny!

it's your birthday. the rules state "on a hag's birthday, that hag shall be entitled to ramble, blather, or babble about the douchebaggery, asshattery, and fucknuttery of heidi, spencer, and/or speidi.

so it has been written.

amen.

They are scaring me more than anything now.

Fucknuttery is a good word. I'm gonna file that way. STM should have a word a day calender.

Adolph Pratt and Eva Montag are the cultural equivalent of a dirty bomb, rogue anthrax spores and whatever else the Bush cabal can invent to terrify the American public into a submissive stupor, while they reap the rewards of ruling over a brain dead population. The appearance of these toxic twins on the American cultural landscape after 9/11 only proves that "The Terrorists Have Won".

Happy (belated) birthday, sar.

As unintentional as it may have been, "the cross section of people who are Christians" made me snort.

I can't help thinking they're trying to create some ill conceived image of what they perceive to be "Republican." I don't think it's reaching to think that if these two put their heads together they'd come up with shooting and Jesus as the sum total of a political ideology, and you just know Spencer wants to be perceived this way because he thinks all old money is conservative and he's trying to cultivate an image of wealth.

Thanks Lily :) I didn't even catch the cross thing. Good name for a modern church. Cross Section. Maybe a church for scientists. Not to be confused with church of you know who.

Someone needs to really encourage Spencer in this current direction. (Stay with me here.)

Then we tell him that there is this reality show we need him to do. We tell him it'll be very challenging, but if he follows all the rules of the House, he will win BILLIONS!

It isn't really a reality show as much as it is a REAL MONASTERY.

Yes, a monastery that has a vow of silence. It's all so simple, really.

Do they still have the monasteries where the guys whip themselves?

Oh my god, Sar. I feel like Such. A. Bitch. This is like the only post I didn't read yesterday, otherwise I would've said, Happy Birthday, and stolen a card for you.

Happy Birthday, ya big hungover hag!