I love that the mag calls Heidi out and lets the other girls' commentary speak for itself. Whitney is awesome, Heidi makes me cringe. Really, I just got chills. Gross.

LMAO. There's no way Heidi could ever be anything but a complete tool.

What…I look like that when I wake up too…

Heidi Montag makes me glad I live in Indiana.
The sucky state that just voted for Hillary :)

They all look like they have eye makeup on!

They all have black-fucking eyeliner on. Why are these twits famous?

I agree that they ALL have on make-up!!! This is not the pictures of anyone just waking up!! But how stinkin cute is Whitney?!?!

I must be the only one who wakes up with my eyes crusty shut, half of my hair sticking straight up, all puffy lipped and lidded and … well, generally looking awful. It think that if my husband met me first thing in the morning, we never would have gotten past the first date.

Motherfucker. When I wake up my hair is a rat's nest, there's an inch of oil on my face, my teeth are fuzzy, and the dark circles under my eyes make me look like I've been punched in the face.

I now have a goose-egg on my head from having a seizure from this f-ing disaster. I actually want to clench my fists and grit my teeth when i see Heidi. Never, never, ever do you see that girl looking natural. Even the look on her face on the show says "look how hard i'm trying to be pretty, even though my face is huge and my mouth is abnormal." i…hate…her. Whitney is so cute!!!

Heidi is such a friggin tool, I wish it was her that fell off that damn roof and not her step-brother or whatever.
Whitney rules btw.

Black eyeliner is not NATURAL! Dumb dumb dumb….thats why i would NEVER watch this fake show. Plus…they were asked to take their own pictures…yet the only one that did that is Whitney.

Arrrgh…Heidi….go take a long walk off a short pier!!!

Every morning my fiance gets to wake up to the stunning sight of my hair sticking up in 14,237 directions - and there's a good chance he's inhaled some of it overnight, since it's decently long.

I wake up looking sallow and more often than not, my skin is all shiny in the morning.

Oh, and one of our dogs has usually jumped on the bed by this point to trample us, remove any possibility of us having children (by maiming us), and generally bark good morning at us.

Yep, I look just like one of the girls on The Hills each morning.

Only, you know, NOT.

I look good in the morning. What?…I DO!

maybe they all have permanent makeup? because they are just THAT classy.

Anyways, Heidi should have have her main Douche wheel her around in that bed - it is the best she has ever looked.

Oh, I don't know, you all are wrong. I wake up looking just like this.

And further more, my breath smells like the most softest scent of mint buffeted forth on a Carribean ocean breeze as I yawn.

I have never passed gas right before waking up fully.

And the squirrels, birds, and friendly cute mice grab my clothes and cup of coffee with cream for me, because I am just that nice.

It can happen. You are all just haterz. :-)

Although I often go out in public without make-up, I can't say for sure that I wouldn't do the same thing. I would probably throw on some eyeliner if I was going to be in a magazine that is read by millions of people.

I can't in good conscience shake my fist today. I watched the Hills for an HOUR AND A HALF on Monday. It was under duress with a friend.

So instead of shaking my fist, I'm going to lobotomize myself.

That same friend also, apparently, set my tivo to record Keeping up with the They Who Shall Not Be Nameds. Either that or my tivo knows I was watching the Hills and is now going to sneak record every reality show involving a fake ass, a fake boob, and a bunch of fake hollywood nitwits.

Frankly, I'd rather my tivo thought I was gay because at least I'd have my dignity instead of this crushing emptiness and self-loathing.

I feel so dirty. So very, very dirty.

Ooh, it's almost time for Top Model.

Heh.

Tivos are so judgemental. Mine never says a word, but I know what it's thinking. I can't even look it in the eye some days.

Same with my answering maching. I feel it judging me sometimes when I screen my drama queen sister's calls. I feel like saying: I know, I know, but I just can't talk to her. I have nothing left to give. She should have called 3 hours ago.

Someone tried to call me during Top Chef. I glared at the phone as it blasted "The Final Countdown" and smugly returned to staring at Richard's gravity-defying sharkfin.

In all fairness, I often wake-up wearing black eyeliner. Mine is often more of a "smokey" look, as I like to apply it the previous day.

I woke up two hours ago and I still can't open my mouth for the oral schmegma that's sticking my lips together. I literally am drinking coffee through a straw.

Though I don't watch The Hills, I am now completely convinced that it is all real. Did you see Whiney's quote? "They don't do our makeup on the show." See- just like normal folk.

Hahaha, I hate Heidi. She and Spencer… OMG, fakes. I love Lauren, Whitney, and Audrina even though they didn't take the pictures themselves, lol.

I resent the fact that people are claiming they didn't wake up that way. I usually wake up with hair like Heidi's (I have no idea how, I guess I'm just lucky? lol) The only thing is that before I actually brush my hair, I look like I hadn't slept in a day. But still…

TEAM LAUREN!