Last night's episode of The Hills was educational once again thanks to Professor Spencer Pratt, who utilized his few minutes on America's television screens to show men how to romance the ladies. First, take your woman to a fancy restaurant and start off the conversation with a discussion of your enemy (bonus points if said "enemy" is the result of a childish one-sided feud). Then threaten your girlfriend if she attempts to mingle with an acquaintance who is not of your liking. For the grand finale, take a peek at your watch and utter the affectionate words every woman wants to hear, whether or not she's finished with her dinner: "Time to get in bed and cuddle, my dear." Because if there's one thing women enjoy, it's being told what to do.
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Milly? Milly, where are you?
He's the white Ike Turner.
he's such a pantomime villain I can't help wondering if he's being such a twat to enjoy the booooos. I think he and haunted, hungry-looking (did she even eat in that restaurant?!)Heidi are very well suited.
He's so in love with LC
When he said that last night about "time to go home and cuddle," I just shuddered. He is the creepiest, most evil person I've ever seen! I can't imagine cuddling up against all that douchiness, those huge teeth, and that pubic hair beard… yeccch.
His foreplay talk is getting better. He usually just tells her to bend over.
LC's dates couldnt be more boring. I have never heard her have a conversation of any substance or say anything witty or funny. Her dates consist if her playing with her hair, making contrived cute (?) faces at her dates and drinking out of a straw. Her conversation consists of reminiscing about old times even if they've only known each other a few years. You don't start talking about "back in the day" until you have trouble remembering "back in the day". Soooo vapid. All her dates make me uncomfortable.
Is it just me, or does LC remind anyone else of Marcia Brady?