After a few months spent hiding from the prostitution scandal that toppled his career, Eliot Spitzer, the beady-eyed, deposed governor of New York, has again secured gainful employment. Though his new position carries slightly less prestige than head of one of the greatest states in America. Spitzer’s working at his daddy’s real estate company.

Spitzer Enterprises, the real estate business Bernie Spitzer, started decades ago, is a multimillion-dollar New York City empire, so there’s plenty of dough to pay for Eliot’s services. The problem is defining what Eliot’s services are exactly: “What I hear from my sources is that he walks around and makes suggestions, or discusses ideas. I don???t think anyone knows if any of these ideas will work,” an insider told the Observer.

Surprisingly, nobody seems to think it a bad idea to let Eliot around all these tall buildings.

Jun 4, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 2 Responses
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No. 1 zombie_hands says:

who cares…he’s a loser and no one respects him.

Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 9:13 am
No. 2 jmeen says:

ew

Posted: Jun 4, 2008 at 1:51 pm
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