University of Florida graduate and Miami Dolphin Channing Crowder on foreign relations:
???I couldn???t find London on a map if they didn???t have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don???t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That???s the closest thing I know to London. He???s black, so I???m sure he???s not from London. I???m sure that???s a coincidental name.???
and we pay these people millions…i think i just threw up a little
He’s not intereste in other countries such as, The Irag’s. I threw up a little too. I have always wanted to see that boot place.
i wonder if cord threw up a little also when he read this, i’m going to assume he did unless he says otherwise.
I will throw up a little on his behalf. That’s the kind of girl I am.
you’re a saint juju
I bet the Dolphins are regretting giving up Culpepper.
i bet they’re also regretting being a sucky football team.
I second that, deimos.
He has creepy eyes.
This looks like a Real Estate agents photo. I say that because I sit here behind a desk at a Real Estate office. I would not buy a house from him. Or even a car.. Maybe a Telly.
I personally know a couple of Dolphin fans that are regretting that right now. However, as bad as things get, they’ll remind me daily about that one year in the 70’s when they had an undefeated season.
Used to be you could at least count Green Bay to be the worst.
I love me some Bret Farve. :-)
Why do people hate us again? Oh yeah, because we pay douche bag neanderthals like this millions of dollars for knowing that Italy is a boot and black people don’t come from London. If I were getting paid millions of dollars to ram my body against other blockheads like him, I don’t think I’d care about being smart either.
think of what all those concussions do to brain matter. *shudder*
To be fair, it’s a community like any other. There are the dingbats and there are the intelligent folks(seemingly so). I love me some Payton. :-)
There’s a few of those dingbats I would like to ram my body onto, AYO!
…and he ADMITS this?
what scares me is there are MANY more people like this!
Those who don’t know the difference bewteen two,too and too….or their they’re and there make me batshit crazy.
“Stupidity Is Rampant”
One of my children is looking at colleges this year. I’m going to suggest crossing UOF off the list.
Or maybe, Channing just got special treatment for being a sports star, and it is really a good school after all.
He’s not going to be any smarterer after a few more hits to the noggin.
I am just still stuck on the fact that he is a college GRADUATE. UOF should rethink that.
They probably gave him puzzles instead of maps for his finals.
no way juju, they gave him a coloring book and all he had to do was stay in the lines.
I think it’s cute, I like it when people admit they’re kinda “uninformed” shall we say on certain subjects, for all we know he can be a genius at physics or something. Honesty is good and this guy was being honest, kudos for that. I guess.
I wish they would confirm or deny if he ate the paste. I admit it was pretty tempting and smelled kind of inviting.
Awww, Maria. That was pretty sweet and positive. Let’s not have that happen again.
I just can’t get past the do and Amish facial hair.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME!
At the risk of crossing the line, I’m gonna have to ask one question: Were his parents cousins?
Maria, you can make it up to me by bringing, BALE!, to my bedroom later.
Not only apathetic, but ignorant, too.
Get it yourself you lazy bitch.
I almost started crying when I read this.
Maria, you say that likes it’s a bad thing. I wish I had a jet back so I wouldn’t have to walk anymore.
He didn’t graduate, actually. He left early for the draft. Also, he’s always been a kind of insane tool.
Cord, you posted this for me, right? ::blissful sigh::
I so love anything that rips into UF. BTW, here’s another fun one:
Well, it’s not really surprising that he went to U of F with a statement like that. His eyes look about as vacant as his head. Ugh.
I ask how can someone that fucking thick graduate from university?
Hey don’t poo on UF, I attended and it’s a fine university. The Ivy League of the South if you will… Unfortunately when you’ve had a championship football team the focus is on getting the best, not necessarily the smartest players. His primary education also failed him, and most likely his college “tutors” wrote all of his papers and made sure he passed tests. That’s just how it is people.
BTW, I laughed my ass off about the real estate comment. It really does look like some cheese dick photo for Century 21
OK…Things I know…
1.London…great culture, great museums, and great Indian restaurants
2.Washington D.C…great culture, great museums, and Old Ebbitt (Bar and)(American culture is way too up tight about such things, so eliminate the bar/pub element) Grill and Kramerbooks and Afterwords.
3.Itlalian cuisine is the most satisfying in the world. And they also produce more wine than any other country.
4.Boots are one of the greatest creations ever known. I know. I own more than 100 pair.
I feel so sorry for this (intellectually underprivileged ) idiot. Seriously…
REALLY, DO tell, like what for instance?
Got a kick out of your link, Cait, by the way.
(What, humor an old lady, PLEASE.)
Cait, my brother has taken quite a liking to NC State (because of Philip Rivers) so dislikes that Florida something, something.
No european history graduate either. I’m pretty sure there are many blacks (of african descent)living in london who were born there. but noone said footballers had to know stuff.