Page Six today says that Lindsay Lohan has hired a British spy to watch over philandering cokehead Calum Best, her sometimes boyfriend.
…Lohan has befriended a local photographer, Andy Sims, who will spy on Best for her. Best, caught on video partying with two hookers, is well known for a wandering eye, but it hasn't stopped Lohan from gushing about him. She tells September's Elle, "He's me in male form. We're very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic."
After reading that list, it's obvious Lohan should add "completely detached from fucking reality" as one of her main personality traits.
Lots more from her Elle shoot after the jump.
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She looks so much like her mother in some of these photos. The beauty is fading and she's starting to look a little coke-worn.
And Calum, to the Best* of my knowledge is very much like his father George, a raging alcoholic, so you also have that in common to, eh Lindsey?
I actually like this girl, I want her to wise up, because she is actually a very able actress and could have a solid career.
*See what I did there. Pun-tastic. I slay me.
Very smart? psssh…
It's appropriate that her reference to her own narcissism makes her seem more self-involved. "I'm so cute and fascinating even when I talk about the shitty aspects of my personality." That's why I hate talking about myself - you're an arrogant prick if you do the self-deprecating thing, you're an arrogant prick if you don't.
actually she seems to be deliberately reaching for an Ann Margaret look in MANY of her photos, including this one.
thats her icon.
Assuming she knows who Ann-Margaret is, of course.
I thought they all wanted to be like Marilyn Monroe? Becuase, that wasn't a sad ending to a life at all.
I would love to see Lindsay hook up with George and Jeb Bush. Can we arrange an introduction?
Celebrity Jeopardy, awesome.