The Crazy Comes To The City
Start buying your tickets now: Katie Holmes is coming to Broadway. The wife of Mr. Crazy himself, Tom Cruise, will escape the LA Scientology Center to join the revival of Arthur Miller's All My Sons, which debuts this fall. It's unsure whether Tom and Suri will be joining her here in the city, and for our sake, we sure hope not. Besides, Katie needs no distractions as she learns to reprogram new vocabulary into her system.
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Whether Tom's in New York or not during the play's run, you can bet Suri will be with him. That control freak won't yield control of his son.
… Or is that *daughter*? Whatever. Present and future young cult victim is most accurate.
As future leader of all humanity, I'm sure Suri will be taken care of by Tom, or more likely, Tom's people. As long as he has the kid, she has to come back. He may not go with her, but you can bet he will have people from Scientology keeping a close watch on her.
I bet she has to use the bathroom with the door open. "What are you doing in there Kate? Not thinking of running are ya?"
Yes, Joey Potter will be in town. Now maybe I can finally deliver by razor blade and grave sketches in person. Funny, I just emailed her Dad too and he didn't mention anything about this.