That's more clothing than she wore in the last two weddings combined.

Is this the real Hofbrauhaus in Munich or the one in Vegas?

when is this whore going to grow up. Shes known the guy a month. Do you think the marriage will last that long?

dumb question, sorry.

I was referring to my question as being dumb, Cooter, however yours isn't far behind :)

She obviously missed out on that whole "Just day NO" thing.

day = say

whatever

all the blood in her body flows to her boobs instead of her brain so she can't think clearly.

zing!

was it here of dlisted that it was reported that this is all becuase shes knocked up?

April no! If Pam were to have a child out of wedlock, what would happen to her chaste reputation? She would be scorned by her community. Scorned!

Awwwww, that's sweet. *sniff* And all crammed to her hour and a half break between shows.

That's love.

I think it was a designer denim dress and not a miniskirt? Cord, your hoard of factcheckers obviously need a spanking.

No skittles for the intern.

Ok, I actually got engaged after 3 weeks and married shortly after. In my defens I should note that his in in fact not, scum.

He also never had sex with Paris so I'm safe there as well.

There is much I need to correct but it's too much work. Not anymore than time than I've spent making this post. Bite me.

Pam is starting to look old, she has alot of wrinkles and lines on her face. If she last that long, old age isn't going to be kind to her.

I keep reading "stateliness" as "staleness." I'm sure there is some deep hidden meaning in that.

when you have your face completely altered from it's orginal state it's going to show as you age. she'll just get botox until the day she dies, god knows her apperance is the only thing she's famous for.

The only thing that can come of this union is a newly classified sexually transmitted disease.

Hopefully we can study them so we can create some kind of vaccine.