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Oct 24, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 23 Responses
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    No. 1 SeriousStyle says:

    I love this woman. Her sense of style is incredible to me and I know I'm in the minority, but I always think that she presents herself so well and dresses impeccably. She takes risks with fashion and rarely misses.

    Love her! And I know I'll be disagreed with, but that's okay. Suck my toes! Or don't. Ew.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 9:37 am
    No. 2 jujubees says:

    I agree with you up to the diaper shorts. I hate them any I hate when people try and fancy them up. And the only thing worse than fancy shorts is shorts and stocking.

    It reminds me too much of all those years I spent in thong leotards and tights. Oh yeah, and legwarmers. DON'T JUDGE! My ass looked really hot back then.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 10:07 am
    No. 3 jujubees says:

    *and* I hate.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 10:10 am
    No. 4 evil twin says:

    Some time around '93 or '94 there was a nasty fad around here of opaque tights with walking shorts and blazers and FLATS. Ugh. Please judge me, that was ridonkulous.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 11:11 am
    No. 5 jujubees says:

    Oh the shame, it was the, Melrose Place, look. That's why I don't understand people doing it again. Did they not see our bad pictures?

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 11:16 am
    No. 6 evil twin says:

    Oh, yes, it was shameful, and I do have photographic evidence myself. So it's Jane Andrews Mancini that we are blaming, then? That's good to know. I like to shift blame on others when I can.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 11:18 am
    No. 7 jujubees says:

    Me too. It was blazer madness back then. Get dressed and then add a blazer. Look at me, I'm all, Jo Reynolds.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 11:28 am
    No. 8 evil twin says:

    Or Allison Parker, if I have my flask with Vodka and OJ in my blazer pocket.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 11:35 am
    No. 9 SeriousStyle says:

    When I was in the sixth in 199….hold on must do math…3…I think. 1993 lets say.

    I went to a high school dance wearing denim short with offwhite knotted tights, a ruffled poet's blouse and a purple vest over it. I thought that I looked so hot.

    I was wrong.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 11:45 am
    No. 10 evil twin says:

    I used to rock the footless tights with rolled and cuffed pants over top, so that my ankles were all lacey and whatnot. Barf.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 11:53 am
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    Oh noooo, not the ruffled top. I had a few of those myself. And they always had puffy shoulders.

    I always wore my black vest with my Levi's (men) 501's, with my large black belt and black booties. With scrunchy socks. I've just given myself a headache.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    No. 12 evil twin says:

    I had 16 pairs of those booties. Who did we think we were fooling? As soon as you sat down, it was clear the the illusion we were trying to construct of wearing cowboy boots was nothing more than a sham, when your socks are more than 60% visible.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    No. 13 SeriousStyle says:

    I used to wear stirrup pants! I'm hanging my head in shame.

    But honestly, on what planet do pants tucked under your feet into socks in shoes look flattering or remotely attractive??

    I had them in multiple colors. *sobs*

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    No. 14 evil twin says:

    Oh, honey, I had shiny stirrup pants. Talk about accentuating the negative. Good God.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 12:37 pm
    No. 15 jujubees says:

    The worst was when you had a pair of stirrups with an actual waist band and zippers. What's the point? Those pants were created to work with an elastic waistband.

    If I was looking to zip up a pair of pants I'd just put on some acid wash jeans.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 1:36 pm
    No. 16 evil twin says:

    Paired with an oversized Bill Cosby sweater, of course.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    No. 17 mae says:

    I think everyone did the footless tights with jeans tight rolled. In 1989? '90? 5th grade for me, you were oh so hip if your footless tights had lace at the bottom. My all-time favourite fashion score turned fashion faux pas is acid wash with paint splatches or Hyper Colour T-shirts. Hot! Hot! Hot! ….MC Hammer pants! Or diaper pants that had that flap in the middle… BANANA CLIPS! Shirts bunched and clipped to the side! Oh god, I could go on….

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 2:47 pm
    No. 18 evil twin says:

    Oh, the diaper pants paired with a cropped jacket with shoulder pads I always found to be a good look.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    No. 19 jujubees says:

    I saw a woman with a banana clip in her hair at, Walmart, of course. I really wanted to ask her where she got one from. I loved those things. But then I don't want to be, that girl. I really need to just let it go.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    No. 20 evil twin says:

    She probably got it from 1987.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    No. 21 jujubees says:

    Yes but since I don't know any gay time travelers I'm going to have to stake out the walmart till I see another banana clip. Then it's mine.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    No. 22 evil twin says:

    Oh, but you DO know at least one gay time traveler. What else does Cord have to do?

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    No. 23 jujubees says:

    Yes, he just never likes to help others with his powers, greedy.

    Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 8:18 pm
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